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    A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
    At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

    According to reports from Hong Kong, the "lonely and disturbed" Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

    Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort:

    Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail.

    Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him.

    They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis.

    (Video inside, wish I understood Chinese)

    Anyone heard a word about Urban Ranger lately?

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    Don't tell me this couldn't have happened in the U.S.!

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      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        what the hell.
        The Wizard of AAHZ

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Winston


          Don't tell me this couldn't have happened in the U.S.!
          /me knows trees make better luvars because they would never say they are knot in the mood
          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


            * Grandpa Troll knows trees make better luvars because they would never say they are knot in the mood
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Winston


              Don't tell me this couldn't have happened in the U.S.!
              I don't think we typically have metal park benches.
              -rmsharpe

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rmsharpe

                I don't think we typically have metal park benches.
                QFT
                Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rmsharpe

                  I don't think we typically have metal park benches.
                  We do in Chicago, at least ...
                  <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                  I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                  • #10
                    Er, I was joking at Urban Ranger's expense, since he'd always start talking about the U.S. whenever there were embarrassing news reports on anything to do with China.

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