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In case of a tie or near tie, I'll cast the decided vote. 
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0Red Tide0%0Zombie Lenin0%0Bunnygrrl's Husband0%0Comrade Snuggles0%0Alamogordo0%0stick with the old name, to heck with stalkers0%0Chequita Guevara0%0Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Vote Comrade Snuggles! :doitnow:Graffiti in a public toilet
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Zombie Lenin or Comrade Snuggle...blehComment
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Let's say the poll closes Sunday at 6pm EDT.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Zombie Putin
[/wishful thinking]"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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For a grown man, you're certainly quite the attention seeker.Comment
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He's almost up there with the Danes who randomly criticize posters that are well-liked on Apolyton for no reason other than to seek attention himself, and potentially offer himself to his Republican overlords."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I say stick with Che. Comrade Snuggles isn't bad, but it's not good enough.
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The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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I'll vote for the obviously losing Alamogordo, because that's the town I graduated high school in... not really a logical reason, but it's funnier to me than the rest
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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To say nothing of Canadians who, when slightly agitated, are unable to correctly parse sentences.Originally posted by Asher
He's almost up there with the Danes who randomly criticize posters that are well-liked on Apolyton for no reason other than to seek attention himself, and potentially offer himself to his Republican overlords.Comment
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If it's a parsing error, it's on the reader's side and not the author's side."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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No.
But keep digging, Asher.
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Bah! I like none of the choices, so I'm voting:
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Originally posted by Winston
No.
But keep digging, Asher.
Parsing is analyzing. When one authors a sentence, they do not parse it. When one reads a sentence, they parse it.
PM me if you'd like a more in depth lecture."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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