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    Silvio Berlusconi covers up 'distracting' breasts in painting

    Silvio Berlusconi has revealed a hitherto unknown prudish streak by ordering his staff to cover up a woman’s breast in a Tiepolo masterpiece hung in the office in Rome where he meets the media.

    Mr Berlusconi, whose cabinet includes a former topless model, decided that journalists and television cameras would be distracted by the naked form in the 254-year-old picture, Time Unveiling Truth, when he appears with visitors such as the Iraqi premier Nouri al-Maliki.

    He instructed aides to replace the original, which was commissioned for a palazzo in Vicenza, with a copy that has had a white “veil” added to cover up the offending breast.

    But the move has dismayed art lovers. Giancarlo Galan, the governor of the Veneto region, said: “The prime minister’s office have managed to offend one of the great artists of liberty.”

    The governor of the Veneto region, which includes Venice, Giancarlo Galan also criticised the cover up of the painting.

    He said:”It is not good to offend Tiepolo.

    ”The author of this grotesque and absurd gesture should be punished as they have offended a particular artist.

    ”The Prime Minister’s office have managed to offend one of the great artists of liberty.”



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    What's wrong with having 3 boobs in a picture instead of two?

    Berlusconi, Italy's answer to John Ashcroft.
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    • #3
      Anyone who can't see that this was done to avoid embarrassing al-Maliki among his countrymen and co-religionists should be denied any access to breasts until they come to their senses.

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      • #4
        if it was a one time thing they could have the meeting in another room. I hear the italian government has many buildings....
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        • #5
          Isn't there a saying that covers this situation? when in rome...look at breasts like the romans do?
          The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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          • #6
            who doesn't like boobies? beautiful, natural, yummy boobies of a pretty woman on a pretty painting

            this does nothing to "protect" children, female boobies are perfectly natural, everyday thing and kids should see them so they don't develop any sexual complications as adults

            prudish, moralist bull**** I don't understand what's the reasoning behind this.

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            • #7
              For some reason, I think this thread title is a bare-breasted lie.
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                In any case, Berlusconi is a better shaver than al-Maliki, we'll have to grant him that.. The Iraqi premier looks like he was up all night worrying if there'd be any boob paintings lurking in the wings.

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                • #9
                  journalists and television cameras would be distracted by the naked form in the 254-year-old picture,
                  254-year-old boobs??

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                  • #10
                    They said Rome, but must've been in Southern Italy..

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by VJ
                        who doesn't like boobies? beautiful, natural, yummy boobies of a pretty woman on a pretty painting

                        this does nothing to "protect" children, female boobies are perfectly natural, everyday thing and kids should see them so they don't develop any sexual complications as adults

                        prudish, moralist bull**** I don't understand what's the reasoning behind this.
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                        Breasts

                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        254-year-old boobs??
                        I don't think Berlusconi is 254-years-old.
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                        • #13
                          Who was the Pope who ran through the Vatican chopping the penises off statues? This reminds me of him.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Zkribbler
                            Who was the Pope who ran through the Vatican chopping the penises off statues? This reminds me of him.
                            Pope Castratus I.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Theben
                              What's wrong with having 3 boobs in a picture instead of two?


                              Indeed, what a ridiculous move by Berlusconi.

                              ...whose cabinet includes a former topless model


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