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Do you know? Sometimes I wonder how can I rule so much. I'm not rich, quite the contrary, I'm below poverty line in here, so I guess that makes me poor according to national standards, though I survive OK.
So why do I rule? I don't know any truly powerful people. Even though I have an interesting job and a kick ass woman, they're not the reason for my ruling. Maybe the woman is now the reason for my ruling, but before it wasn't. So she don't explain my previous rain of ultimate and total awesomeness that is me.
I've been trying to search the answer for it, so I could extract some ingredients and possibly work out a theory, for future ruling. Undoubtedly my children will rule as well, having my genes. But what about others? Why can't they be at my level of awesome?
I simply try to say, eat right, work out, keep yourself in shape, have weird sex as often as possible, be weird and embrace it, hate punks and beat at least couple of them in your life so you know you've lived a good life, inflicting pain upon those who deserve it... I'm also saying... meh, let's make a list:
- eat right
- work out
- have weird sex (a lot of it)
- be weird and embrace it
- beat up at least few people (punks) in a physical confrontation. Remember FAFU, so you can just go ahead and punch them in the face first. Just make sure you win.
- Inflict pain upon those who deserve it
- be sure to be the judge and the executioner, that is, be righteous so you don't beat up people who don't deserve it. These people you protect.
- remember to punch a lot in your life.
- when in doubt, the true dichotomy will save you, can you have sex with it? Or can you fight it? Everything will be one of these two, so you can always make the right play in an instant using this rule. The **** or fight rule. Live by it.
- remember to follow your heart, but use your brain as well. When in doubt, follow your penis. Or fist. See the FF-rule.
- remember, there's no greater God than God. So what the hell, mystery solved. Stop wasting your time. FF.
- FF.
So why do I rule? I don't know any truly powerful people. Even though I have an interesting job and a kick ass woman, they're not the reason for my ruling. Maybe the woman is now the reason for my ruling, but before it wasn't. So she don't explain my previous rain of ultimate and total awesomeness that is me.
I've been trying to search the answer for it, so I could extract some ingredients and possibly work out a theory, for future ruling. Undoubtedly my children will rule as well, having my genes. But what about others? Why can't they be at my level of awesome?
I simply try to say, eat right, work out, keep yourself in shape, have weird sex as often as possible, be weird and embrace it, hate punks and beat at least couple of them in your life so you know you've lived a good life, inflicting pain upon those who deserve it... I'm also saying... meh, let's make a list:
- eat right
- work out
- have weird sex (a lot of it)
- be weird and embrace it
- beat up at least few people (punks) in a physical confrontation. Remember FAFU, so you can just go ahead and punch them in the face first. Just make sure you win.
- Inflict pain upon those who deserve it
- be sure to be the judge and the executioner, that is, be righteous so you don't beat up people who don't deserve it. These people you protect.
- remember to punch a lot in your life.
- when in doubt, the true dichotomy will save you, can you have sex with it? Or can you fight it? Everything will be one of these two, so you can always make the right play in an instant using this rule. The **** or fight rule. Live by it.
- remember to follow your heart, but use your brain as well. When in doubt, follow your penis. Or fist. See the FF-rule.
- remember, there's no greater God than God. So what the hell, mystery solved. Stop wasting your time. FF.
- FF.
Wich F would you use here ?
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