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    Feminists cry foul over Fat Princess

    Does Sony's cartoony castle game cross the line?
    Much like a 400lb fat man in a marathon, I'm gonna go with, "No."

    By Ben Silverman

    She's plump, powerful and ready to cause more controversy than "SuperSize Me."

    She's Fat Princess, the star of Sony's upcoming video game of the same name. Debuting at last week's E3 expo, the colorful Fat Princess is a capture-the-flag game with a twist: you can thwart capture attempts by locking the once-thin princess in a dungeon and stuffing her full of cake, thereby increasing her girth and making her harder for your enemies to haul back to home base.

    According to popular gaming blog Joystiq, two feminist gaming sites have already voiced their displeasure with the weighty issue.

    Feminist Gamer's "Mighty Ponygirl" rings in diplomatically, suggesting a new way to play the game altogether.

    "Instead of running out into the forest to find cake to fatten up the princess with, why not go out and find gold (which is a lot heavier than cake) to stuff into a treasure chest. The more gold in the chest, the heavier it would be, and the harder it would be to carry," she said, before adding, "Oh, but that's not as "cute" as cake and fat chicks. Right."

    Over at Shakesville, however, writer Melissa McEwan cuts to the chase, telling Sony she's "positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative ---holes."

    Sony has yet to issue an official response, although Joystiq did receive a particularly informative update from James Green, Fat Princess' lead art director, who clued gamers in on the origins of the game:

    "Does it make it better or worse that the concept artist (who designed the look, characters, everything) is a girl?"

    Hmmm...hope the game's detractors don't mind eating a bit of crow.
    lol It's a game, eat your cake and stfu. LOL
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    Mmm.. there is nothing better than free marketing!

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      WTF @ game!!1! That's messed up. And it really doesn't matter if the concept artist is a woman (seriously calling her a "girl" doesn't help, Mr. Green)
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      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
        WTF @ game!!1! That's messed up. And it really doesn't matter if the concept artist is a woman (seriously calling her a "girl" doesn't help, Mr. Green)
        I take it then that you agree with Mr. Jack Thompson that video games make people do stuff, like participate drive-bys, beat random people, and in this case eat cake?

        At least she's eating something like a normal person, unlike that skinny b*tch Barbie and her slutty little sister Skipper.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          @ DRoseDARs: Can't someone just be offended at the sheer stupidity of the game and those that made it?
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          • #6
            @ DinoDoc: Can't someone just mock someone else for their sheer stupidity at being offended by what will almost certainly be a sh*tty and uninteresting game that will be all but forgotten a few months after its release?
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DinoDoc
              @ DRoseDARs: Can't someone just be offended at the sheer stupidity of the game and those that made it?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                @ DinoDoc: Can't someone just mock someone else for their sheer stupidity at being offended by what will almost certainly be a sh*tty and uninteresting game that will be all but forgotten a few months after its release?
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • #9
                  The game looks pretty dumb. And the graphics dated.

                  I bet it'll take all of the PS3's processing power to render it right.
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                  • #10
                    This is in poor taste, but since that one critic said "heteronormative," I feel they should go ahead and make it more offensive just to punish her. Maybe they could add in another game quirk by allowing players to scatter TVs set to Lifetime all over the course? Then if the Princess escapes she'll automatically gravitate to the nearest set where you can pick her up and re-kidnap her.
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                    • #11
                      Dammit, Elok, you beat me to the punch. What about this game is heteronormative? Unless heteronormative is the new gay?
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