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    Flight With 7 Congressmen Makes Emergency Landing

    By Chevel Johnson
    The Associated Press
    Tuesday, July 22, 2008; 8:25 PM

    NEW ORLEANS -- A Continental Airlines flight carrying former presidential candidate Ron Paul and six other members of Congress to Washington, D.C., made an emergency landing in New Orleans on Tuesday after a loss in cabin pressure.

    The seven congressmen, all from Texas, were trying to get back in time for a Tuesday night vote on an aviation safety bill when the flight landed without incident, a spokesman for one of the representatives said. No injuries were reported among the 128 crew and passengers.

    FAA spokeswoman Lynn Tierney said Flight 458 from Houston initiated a rapid descent to bring the plane to an altitude below where adding oxygen was necessary and was given priority to land at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport.
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    Trevor Kincaid, a spokesman for passenger and Rep. Nick Lampson, said his boss told him "there was absolutely no panic on the plane." Lampson told Kincaid the plane's oxygen masks dropped down.

    "Continental Airline's personnel and staff were exceptional; executing what seemed to me a textbook performance in emergency procedure. I was very impressed," Lampson said in a release.

    Also on the flight were Reps. Paul, Ted Poe, John Carter, Solomon P. Ortiz, Ciro Rodriguez, and Henry Cuellar, Kincaid said. The group was trying to make a vote on the Aviation Safety Enhancement Act.

    DeeAnn Thigpen, a spokeswoman for Poe, said the flight is frequently used by members of the Texas delegation who have returned home for the weekend. The 1:05 p.m. flight is the latest one that allows them to get back to Washington in time for 6:30 p.m. votes, she said.

    Paul and his wife were aboard the flight and left New Orleans by 5:30 p.m., said Jesse Benton, a spokesman for Paul's non-profit Campaign For Liberty.

    "There's no cause for alarm," Benton said.

    Airline spokeswoman Julie King said the airline was working to get passengers on other flights.

    The emergency landing was the third time in two days a plane was diverted over cabin pressure issues. A US Airways flight and a Northwest Airlines flight were diverted to airports in Kentucky and Wisconsin on Monday over cabin pressure issues.


    This is a non-story, really. I just thought it was amusing. You only need to read the first two paragraphs.

    To make this more interesting, perhaps it was a targeted terrorist attack against Ron Paul, the savior of our nation?
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    Dauphin in 3...2...1...
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      Seven United States Congressmen almost DIE in what would have surely been a fiery and catastrophic plane crash, and nobody cares? Sheesh!
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        They are from Texas... surely we'd be better off .
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lorizael
          Seven United States Congressmen almost DIE in what would have surely been a fiery and catastrophic plane crash, and nobody cares? Sheesh!
          There's more where they came from.
          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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          • #6
            surely no one can get away with using the word irony on teh internets without being challenged on that usage?
            The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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            • #7
              I thought you were calling Irony on the fact that Winston opens a thread about my alleged lameness.

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              • #8
                Yes, I'm prescient.
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  Hold on just one tiny f**king minute! An American created a thread titled "Irony" starting with an example of irony. Even by the strict British definition.

                  Congratulations, it may be possible that your nation does have a chance at grasping irony after all!
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    I'm a ****ing professional editor, you twit.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      That's nice dear, but you're still American
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        Vespuccian, get it right!
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #13
                          On behalf of the British I would like to congratulate our American brothers on finally figuring out the nuances of irony.

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                          • #14
                            No. It's just Lorizael. I always thought he was a bit of a mutation...
                            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                            • #15
                              Irony is "a death row pardon, two minutes too late."

                              Isn't it ironic?

                              Don't you think?
                              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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