Easy money

[LordShiva]

Three buddies and I got drunki last night, and before going out we decided on a little game - if one of us could get a chick at teh club to slap him, teh others would owe him $20 each. They went about it entirely wrong, being douchebags from teh outset and just pissing their targets off enough to make them walk away. I instead got to dancing and then making out with this one girl, and when it came to talking about where we should take teh rest of teh night, I said something flippant and somewhat offensive. "You pig!" and a ripe forehand followed, just as planned.

So I got $60 out of it , a trophy-like red cheek , and also teh intriguing challenge of a delicate phone call next weekend (I got her number earlier)... Trying to decide between "Hey, I'm really sorry about what I said, let me make it up to you tonight" (teh boring option) or "I like a feisty girl, can I let you slap me again tonight?" (teh likely option)

[Winston]

Just pinch their little behinds. Works every time for me.

[DanS]

How long did the mission last?

[LordShiva]

About 3 hours to get drunki, and ~ an hour to execute. Not a good hourly rate, but teh first 3 hours shouldn't count.

[Tuberski]

Hell, I would have told a girl "I'll give you $20 to slap me, I have a bet with those idiots over there."

ACK!

[Heresson]

Your admirers on the street
Gotta hoot and stamp their feet
In the heat from your physique
As you twinkle by in moccasin sneakers

And I thought my heart would break
When you doubled up at the stake
With your fingers all a-shake
You could never tell a winner from a snake
but you always make money

Easy money

With your figure and your face
Strutting out at every race
Throw a glass around the place
Show the colour of your crimson suspenders

We would take the money home
Sit around the family throne
My old dog could chew his bone
For two weeks we could appease the Almighty

Easy money

Got no truck with the la-di-da
Keep my bread in an old fruit jar
Drive you out in a motor-car
Getting fat on your lucky star just making

Easy money.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Hell, I would have told a girl "I'll give you $20 to slap me, I have a bet with those idiots over there."

ACK!

You immoral man. Remind me never to play drunki douchebag games with you

Besides, that doesn't sound like as much fun