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Originally posted by Nikolai
Norwayv has the last years gone from staunch pro-americanism to staunch anti-americanism. Unfortunately.
Norwayv has the last years gone from staunch pro-americanism to staunch anti-americanism. Unfortunately.
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But, but...your country is covered in permafrostOriginally posted by Ben Kenobi
Actually, there is currently a burning ban due to the crazy high fire index.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Oil companies/speculators/industrialists.
The populists on the left and right are both running with this Huey Long nonsense about how their profits are "obscene" and how "speculators" are causing gas to rise to $4/gallon (even though that's what they've wanted for decades.)-rmsharpeComment
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Re: Biggest Source of Paranoia in your Country?
Originally posted by BeBro
edit: Hahaha "Cilivization"
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Originally posted by Julian Delphiki
Russia
Russia
Russia
Them dirty, good fer nothin' Commies.
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Globalization.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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I guess these days it would be the Walloons. Voted French as the closest thing.Comment
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Well here in the Land of the Morning Clam, Japan dared to publish that the tiny flyspeck islands between Korea and Japan have been 'the subject of an on-going dispute for years'...
...so naturally Korean nationalists had to beat nine LIVE pheasants to death on Japanese flags and then hurl the corpses at the Jap embassy.
The green pheasant is the national bird of Japan. The common pheasant is actually the national bird of Korea.
Not that it mattered much to the hapless avians, but the protestors mistakenly killed their own national bird.
Also, in order to protest the moving of a Korean military base, local idiots pulled apart a live piglet as a protest against the government.
However....at the same time....North Korea just SHOT a south Korean tourist on a beach...and was naturally rewarded with more talks and concessions, thus disproving the 'Lee Myung Bak will actually have balls' theory.
So in conclusion, in Korea the paranoia goes like this:
1. JAPAN
2. Their own government, whoever it happens to be at the time.
3. America
4. China
5. Foreign barbarians in general
6. North Korea....way down in number six despite being the only threat that is actually shoots people, threats to make a 'sea of fire', refers to the government giving it aid as 'nothing more than a gang of criminals', etc. etc.
I think the explanation is
1. Cranial-rectal impaction
2. Tradition
3. It's waaaay safer to hate your friends than your enemies. And sometimes you can get your friends to give you stuff too!!"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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Huh. My brother's home on leave from his Army station in Korea at the moment. He didn't mention Japan-hatred, just really good bbq, "juicy girls" (whom he stresses he DID NOT employ), and pervasive human trafficking.Comment
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Oh God! When I first read it, I thought you said nine live PEASANTS.Originally posted by Seeker
...so naturally Korean nationalists had to beat nine LIVE pheasants to death on Japanese flags and then hurl the corpses at the Jap embassy.
"Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil StraussComment
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In the north of the country: southerners
In the south of the country: northerners
People living in Brussels just hate dog crap in the streets"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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My God you biased sonofabit< h! You think Flanders is your country? What heinous treachery!Originally posted by Maniac
I guess these days it would be the Walloons. Voted French as the closest thing.
At least have the courtesy of being objective like I was in my post above
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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Our current top paranoia is the EU, beating even the muslims. The great centralist whore of Brussels."The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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Look at my flag.Originally posted by Traianvs
You think Flanders is your country?
There wasn't a poll option for being objective. And there's nothing close to Flemish on the poll. Unless you consider us Krautz.At least have the courtesy of being objective like I was in my post above
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