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  • #16
    "A life" is overrated.

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    • #17
      In your case, you have to die and get reincarnated. Preferably as a yak.
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #19
          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Theben
            In your case, you have to die and get reincarnated. Preferably as a yak.
            Bah! The love life of a bunny rabbit is more exciting. Yaks need to get a life.

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            • #21
              Re: What is "a life" and how do I go about getting one?

              Originally posted by aneeshm
              Simple enough question.

              I'm one of the few people who can get along with both,...
              Unlike most people, I can appreciate entertainment from both the mainstream and the far fringes, and everything in between...
              Further, I am well-read, knowledgeable, and articulate. I am skilled in the use (and sometimes, abuse) of language and its structure. I can speak fluent and nearly flawless English, Marathi, and Hindi. I have a number of technical interests, both in my field and outside it. I also have wide-ranging interests outside technical field, including philosophy, history, literature, culture, ethics, economics, human nature, sociobiology, and a lot of other stuff...
              Additionally, I am ruggedly handsome, as strong as three normal men, and have naturally minty breath. My farts smell like roses and clouds of butterflies flit about me wherever I go. Also, I am exceedingly modest and self-effacing.
              The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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              • #22
                Re: What is "a life" and how do I go about getting one?

                Originally posted by aneeshm
                -snip-
                b) How do I go about getting one?
                Stop posting here.
                B♭3

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                • #23
                  Re: Re: What is "a life" and how do I go about getting one?

                  Originally posted by DirtyMartini
                  Additionally, I am ruggedly handsome, as strong as three normal men, and have naturally minty breath. My farts smell like roses and clouds of butterflies flit about me wherever I go. Also, I am exceedingly modest and self-effacing.
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                  "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                  "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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                  • #24
                    Ask Jesus for one, worked for me.

                    You asked.
                    Long time member @ Apolyton
                    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                    • #25
                      I have one I'm not using, if you want a rental to tide you over for now.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        Lancer is right, joining a crazy religion really wakes you up and gets you moving.
                        be free

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by FrostyBoy
                          Lancer is right, living your life for something greater than your miserable self really wakes you up and gets you moving.
                          Fixed

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                          • #28
                            Do Good Works

                            Glorify the Lord

                            Be
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              Three words: Hookers and blow.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by FrostyBoy
                                I am a gay ****.
                                Fixed
                                Long time member @ Apolyton
                                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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