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  • #2
    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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    • #3
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        RIP
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          Sounds like it's time for an upgrade Space.
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          "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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          • #6
            Tin cans and string
            Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
            I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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            • #7
              Congratulations. Enjoy the peace and quiet, for it will be fleeting.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wittlich
                Sounds like it's time for an upgrade Space.
                It is indeed time for an upgrade. It won't charge anymore when I plug it in.

                BUT THEN

                In my drunken stupor I managed to recall that my mom left her old phone here, it is the same exact model. I can just charge the battery on her phone and switch it over to mine when the one in my phone needs to charge.


                In a few years people are going to look at me like I'm carrying around one of these.

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                • #9
                  Re: **** my ****ing phone is dead

                  Originally posted by Space05us
                  ****
                  AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

                  **** YEAH!!!



                  Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                  • #10
                    the phone is dead, long live the phone!
                    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Re: **** my ****ing phone is dead

                      Originally posted by MOBIUS


                      AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

                      **** YEAH!!!



                      While I agree, your comment is highly off topic.

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