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  • #16
    This is why severance should be paid as a single lump-sum upon termination of employment (or within a reasonably short period thereafter).
    "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
    "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
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    • #17
      I prefer it paid out over time if they keep you on the books and continue to get the benefits. beats paying the additional cobra charges. Of course that's if your working for a company that you're not worried about it going under in the interim
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #18
        Yeah...over time is better. Less tax that way...a lump sum could put you in another tax bracket and that could be ugly.

        I got a nice severence when they shut down my division in March. Regular pay and benefits through the end of May and then a lump sum severence, plus 100% of Cobra for 3 months after that. Not to shabby for a failing industry.
        "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Mr Snuggles


          No offense, but that is completely irresponsible.
          Who is he suppose to be responsible too?
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Kidicious


            Who is he suppose to be responsible too?
            Himself and his dependents?
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Mr Snuggles

              Himself
              Schizophrenia?
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
                You can learn all there is to know about PHP in 48 hours.

                Use the time to find a job. Even if you do have a non-compete, I'm certain it's unenforcable in this case. If it is enforcable, I'm certain it doesn't preclude you from LOOKING for a job.
                Not everyone is a computer wizard and has an IQ of 180, one that you clearly seem to have.

                Got a friend who's doing lot of php in his free time, and a smart guy too; can't imagine he could've learnt everything he's doing now in such a jiffy!
                "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Traianvs


                  Not everyone is a computer wizard and has an IQ of 180, one that you clearly seem to have.

                  Got a friend who's doing lot of php in his free time, and a smart guy too; can't imagine he could've learnt everything he's doing now in such a jiffy!
                  Then you don't have an imagination. PHP is very very basic.

                  Consider a "Teach Yourself PHP in 24 hours" book:
                  Sams Teach Yourself PHP in 24 Hours (3rd Edition): Php in 24 Hours [Zandstra, Matt] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Sams Teach Yourself PHP in 24 Hours (3rd Edition): Php in 24 Hours


                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #24
                    Actually was planning on doing such a thing one day
                    "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                    "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                    • #25
                      When I was in high school I learned PHP and wrote a pretty functional blogging engine in well under a week. And this is outside of school hours.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        Finally got paid, five days late. Because of my automatic payments, that's $280 in NSF fees.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          Finally got paid, five days late. Because of my automatic payments, that's $280 in NSF fees.
                          Ouch!
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                          "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                          "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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                          • #28
                            glad to hear you got paid.

                            Small claims court.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #29
                              For future reference it might be a good idea to schedule automatic payments a few days after an automatic deposit so if there are any glitches you can get things straightened out.
                              Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Garth Vader
                                For future reference it might be a good idea to schedule automatic payments a few days after an automatic deposit so if there are any glitches you can get things straightened out.


                                /me agrees
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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