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    Customs officials in Gothenburg were at a loss as to how to deal with Jacques Abdelaziz and his two four-legged pack animals when the trio wandered off a ferry boat from Denmark on Sunday afternoon.

    Abdelaziz, who hails from Brittany in northwestern France, has been wandering around Europe for the past two months with his two donkeys, Nounou and Toutoune, according to the Göteborg-Posten (GP) newspaper.

    And the journey had been going smoothly, if not slowly, until the pilgrims landed on Swedish shores, whereupon they were met by requests for permits and paperwork.

    “I had thought about just going to Stockholm and then heading back but now I’m not sure what’s going to happen. All they care about are documents,” Abdelaziz said to GP as he nodded toward the customs checkpoint.

    While customs officials weren’t unsympathetic to the Frenchman’s plight, they explained that he lacked important documents required by Sweden’s Board of Agriculture, including a veterinary examination costing €250 ($395), a sum which Abdelaziz wasn’t prepared to pay.

    The whole incident left the animals' owner feeling frustrated, regretting his decision to come to Sweden.

    “If the boat had still been here I would have probably gone back to Denmark at once,” he said.

    After much deliberating, port officials remained stumped as to the precise set of rules governing the temporary import of two asses to Sweden from another EU member state.

    “Who was it who said that we had common EU rules?” said one, according to GP.

    “Where are the voluntary powers in society which can arrange a roof over one’s head and a spot of grass?” asked another.

    Finally, harbour personnel decided to take up a collection to pay for the donkeys' veterinary examination in hopes that the wandering Frenchman would overlook the bureaucratic snafu.

    “We couldn’t just send him back to Denmark. It’s actually a little shameful, there’s nothing human behind this. That’s just the way it is when everything hinges on a bunch of paper,” said a harbour worker who wished to remain anonymous.

    The vet arrived, Nounou and Toutoune passed with flying colours, the trio was once again on its way.

    By Monday Abdelaziz was heading east towards Borås, traveling about 30 kilometres a day.

    “Every day I start a new life,” he quipped to GP.
    Nice to see that everything worked out well in the end
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  • #2
    Reminds me of the Danish girl who took her pony on the metro. She couldn't be fined for anything since she secured a child's ticket for her travel mate (which is the usual way of paying for any pet riding along with you) and there's no actual ban on horses riding the Copenhagen metro. Well, there might be one now.

    Oh, and hi there Ingrid, you foxy lady.

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    • #3
      Grr, you wasted two minutes of my life. Where's the two assed Frenchman
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Traianvs
        Grr, you wasted two minutes of my life. Where's the two assed Frenchman
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          I thought exactly the same

          As for the real topic :
          Well, as we all know the bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.
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          • #6
            This in why my brother never went to europe.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lancer
              This in why my brother never went to europe.
              Because he's an ass?
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              • #8
                Lancer's brother's ass is quite famous 'round these parts.
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                • #9
                  He's French...he's f**king insane...goes with the territory.

                  You want to see their driving. I vowed to minimise the amount of driving I have to do in France due to the fact of how damn dangerous they are! Makes you worry when the alternative is driving in Belgium.

                  Although saying that, I manage to offend a French customs official. He really didn't take kindly to me referring to the city I was visiting as Aachen (the German). He promptly tried to correct me to Aix-la-Chapelle.

                  The French...utterly crazy...
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
                    Lancer's brother's ass is quite famous 'round these parts.
                    My brother's female ass had finally fallen a couple years back. She pined for his male ass which was never healthy but would lick his female ass, a sight to behold. His male ass passed when it got some bad veggies.


                    My brother is doing ok without an ass.
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