I think George III was a Great King

[-Jrabbit]

I feel very fortunate to live in this country.

[Provost Harrison]

I feel fortunate that you live in that country, too

[b etor]

Umm... so yesterday I was watching Jeopardy with a few of my siblings and there was a question that I don't remember how it went but it said 'blahblahblah 1761 blahblahblah' so I randomly said King George III since I answer every question and I was totally right. I know nothing about him but apparently he is living in my subconscious mind. And I realize I should know something about him but I don't.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

Is it just me, or does anyone else notice the sinister red robotic eyes at the top?

You are not the first to make that connection, Laz.

Stars And Stripes Of Corruption by the Dead Kennedies
Finally got to Washington in the middle of the night
I couldn't wait
I headed straight for the Capitol Mall
My heart began to pound
Yahoo! It really exists
The American International Pictures logo

I looked up at that Capitol Building
Couldn't help but wonder why
I felt like saying "Hello, old friend"

Walked up the hill to touch it
Then I unzipped my pants
And pissed on it when nobody was looking

Like a great eternal Klansman
With his two flashing red eyes
Turn around he's always watching
The Washington monument ****** the sky
With flags like pubic hair ringed 'round the bottom

The symbols of our heritage
Lit up proudly in the night
Somehow fits to see the homeless people
Passed out on the lawn

So this is where it happens
The power games and bribes
All lobbying for a piece of ass

Of the stars and stripes of corruption
Makes me feel so ashamed
To be an American
When we're too stuck up to learn from our mistakes
Trying to start another Viet Nam
Whilke fiddling while Rome burns at home
The Boss says, "You're laid off. Blame the Japanese"
"America's back," alright
At the game it plays the worst
Strip mining the world like a slave plantation

No wonder others hate us
And the Hitlers we handpick
To bleed their people dry
For our evil empire

The drug we're fed
To make us like it
Is God and country with a band

People we know who should know better
Howl, "America riles. Let's go to war!"
Business scams are what's worth dying for

Are the Soviets our worst enemy?
We're destroying ourselves instead
Who cares about our civil rights
As long as I get paid?

The blind Me-Generation
Doesn't care if life's a lie

so easily used, so proud to enforce

The stars and stripes of corruption
Let's bring it all down!
Tell me who's the real patriots
The Archie Bunker slobs waving flags?
Or the people with the guts to work
For some real change
Rednecks and bombs don't make us strong
We loot the world, yet we can't even feed ourselves
Our real test of strength is caring
Not the toys of war we sell the world
Just carry on, thankful to be farmed like worms
Old glory for a blanket
As you suck on your thumbs

Real freedom scares you
'Cos it means responsibility

So you chicken out and threaten me

Saying, "Love it or leave it"
I'll get beat up if I criticize it
You say you'll fight to the death
To save your worthless flag

If you want a banana republic that bad
Why don't you go move to one
But what can just one of us do?
Against all that money and power
Trying to crush us into roaches?

We don't destroy society in a day
Until we change ourselves first
From the inside out

We can start by not lying so much
And treating other people like dirt
It's easy not to base our lives
On how much we can scam

And you know
It feels good to lift that monkey off our backs

I'm thankful I live in a place
Where I can say the things I do
Without being taken out and shot
So I'm on guard against the goons
Trying to take my rights away
We've got to rise above the need for cops and laws

Let kids learn communication
Instead of schools pushing competition
How about more art and theater instead of sports?

People will always do drugs
Let's legalize them
Crime drops when the mob can't price them
Budget's in the red?
Let's tax religion

No one will do it for us
We'll just have to fix ourselves
Honesty ain't all that hard
Just put Rambo back inside your pants
Causing trouble for the system is much more fun

Thank you for the toilet paper
But your flag is meaningless to me
Look around, we're all people
Who needs countries anyway?

Our land, I love it too
I think I love it more than you
I care enough to fight

The stars and stripes of corruption
Let's bring it all down!
If we don't try
If we just lie
If we can't find
A way to do it better than this
Who will?

[Lord Avalon]

Originally posted by b etor
Umm... so yesterday I was watching Jeopardy with a few of my siblings and there was a question that I don't remember how it went but it said 'blahblahblah 1761 blahblahblah' so I randomly said King George III since I answer every question and I was totally right. I know nothing about him but apparently he is living in my subconscious mind. And I realize I should know something about him but I don't.

If you didn't answer in the form of a question, then you were wrong.

[Victor Galis]

To be honest, he might have been a better leader than the current George

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Darius871
pfft, big deal

the whole globe would be flying the union jack by now if those damn yankees hadn't ****ed up the whole program

The Second Continental Congress sent George III the Olive Branch Petition to try and repair the rift between us. He refused to even read it.

All we wanted were our rights as Englishmen. But instead, he demanded we be a nation of slaves.

[Darius871]

It was our own damn fault for starting the French and Indian War and then acting surprised when we were asked to do our part in paying off the debts it caused.

All 1754-1783 amounted to was some cheap bastard ordering a steak dinner and then skipping out on the check.

[Victor Galis]

That's not terribly different from the present, is it?

[Straybow]

1761 was the French and Indian war

[LordShiva]

Indians