Breaking teh silence.

[Heresson]

Let us say it aloud.
We need
-frog
-vomit
-crab
-better crying
smileys.

Also, I want my posts back.

[BeBMan]

[SlowwHand]

When did you add crab to your list of demands?

[b etor]

Probably because it's so cute.

[BeBMan]

This one is really cute But teh crabs don't have a strong lobby these days here at Poly

[Pekka]

Heresson, you should be killed into death of dying of the end of life! Strangled until air is no more, until oxygen leaves your puny pea that you call your brain, the information center that is been blocked by heresy, is it not the neurological level, a physiological condition you may ask? NO!!! I say it's his OWN fault, for if he had a condition, other than utter stupidity with an evil after taste, I would say let him be. Let him be, he is not to blame, he is an innocent child who knows no better, we should not show the brutality of a man, represent the sanity and mercy of good men and will of ours. But!

He is not innocent. He is... GUILTY! Let us gather around and decide his fate, it is not ours to decide, but it is ours to act upon, as God commands us. Tell us God... what should we do with this fallen boy? We are merely listening to your command, humbly waiting for your death order. Shall we kill him now? Shall we? Or perhaps.... perhaps we should play with him first. Play, yes I say, play. TO torment the devil inside of this man, who ALLOWED devil to enter and nurturted it into life, letting the evil take over, becoming an enemy of God and enemy of us! He has chosen already, we are showing him mercy, by playing with the devil that so torments the body of this evil spirit, by tormenting that figure, we will send signals to his brains, messing up the information center as good Dr. Banrod suggested after studying the mechanics of human brain.

Shall we trust science, and play with this man, confusing the devil, giving him signals to show that WE are in command, WE will take over? Surely a sign of the devil would be... if we play with him and he falls into agony, it will be the devil shouting STOP! STOP! DO NOT let God inside me! So... should we play a little game and go with science? Or should we trust God, and just off his head quickly?

And so the long debate between science and religion started that can be seen even today.

[Lorizael]

Crab cake

[Pekka]

Lorizael, HALT!! Who so arrogantly steps into my lands and claims his rights? IS it not the Emperor of the Detached, land known for its ugly whores and sinful games of the night, where men eat the forbidden fruit, sleeping them as with a woman?

What should we do with him? Gather around, gather around... clearly he is an arrogant fool, thinking he can spread his disease into our lands. We should play with him a little. As good minister Malrboro of Fagerdom suggests, God hates this man. Hates him so much, that should he even touch our gates, our souls will be lost, and so will our childrens' souls for 11 generations after us.

We should stone him, we should off his head! I say let God have mercy on this man and bury him waste deep, and let the children learn a lesson and stone this man until he is no more. Let the bull, the horny one, lay his seed into this man's mouth if the bull so wishes, to show the strength of the country men and women that so aptly describes us.

And so the long debate between homosexuality and religion started.

[Krill]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
When did you add crab to your list of demands?

When he caught them?

[Combat Ingrid]

:happyputin:

[Krill]

So you think he caught crabs as well, CI?

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Pekka
Lorizael, HALT!! Who so arrogantly steps into my lands and claims his rights? IS it not the Emperor of the Detached, land known for its ugly whores and sinful games of the night, where men eat the forbidden fruit, sleeping them as with a woman?

What should we do with him? Gather around, gather around... clearly he is an arrogant fool, thinking he can spread his disease into our lands. We should play with him a little. As good minister Malrboro of Fagerdom suggests, God hates this man. Hates him so much, that should he even touch our gates, our souls will be lost, and so will our childrens' souls for 11 generations after us.

We should stone him, we should off his head! I say let God have mercy on this man and bury him waste deep, and let the children learn a lesson and stone this man until he is no more. Let the bull, the horny one, lay his seed into this man's mouth if the bull so wishes, to show the strength of the country men and women that so aptly describes us.

And so the long debate between homosexuality and religion started.

Clever.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by b etor
Probably because it's so cute.

[LordShiva]

:happyputin:

[Tiamat]

Pekka WTF have you been drinking. Man your always off but today your elevator isn't even making it to the second floor.