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  • #16
    Originally posted by Perfection
    Well, I guess that explains why black men are so well endowed.
    Good. More racist sterotyping.

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    • #17
      Re: Watermelon Viagra

      Originally posted by b etor
      Well, men... test this plz.
      Don't really need to. I usually have an erection anyway.


      ... and I turn 40 in a month.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #18
        Re: Re: Watermelon Viagra

        Originally posted by Kidicious
        Don't really need to. I usually have an erection anyway.
        If you have an erection for more than four hours, you're supposed to have it amputated.

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        • #19
          Re: Re: Re: Watermelon Viagra

          Originally posted by Zkribbler


          If you have an erection for more than four hours, you're supposed to have it amputated.
          I make sure that I don't.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #20
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            no way, kiddo. cantaloupe (aka , musk melon, we don't get real cantaloupes in the US) is teh bomb
            Where would I get real ones then? I do love it, but I love honeydew and watermelon more.

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            • #21
              Re: Re: Re: Watermelon Viagra

              Originally posted by Zkribbler


              If you have an erection for more than four hours, you're supposed to have it amputated.
              Really?

              I am pretty sure I can have an erection as long as I would like (this is based on my current experience). I do admit that it starts to ache after more than an hour or so.

              JM
              Jon Miller-
              I AM.CANADIAN
              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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              • #22
                Priapism (prolonged erection) can result in tissue damage, and occasionally it's so severe that amputation is neccesary. Of course it takes more then 4 ours for damage this severe to occur.

                The reason for this is that engorgment is produced by restricting blood flow away from the penis, and when it goes on too long the penis doesn't get enough blood flow to meet its needs and starts to die.

                Luckily though, relatively brief engorgements are actually good for us and provides more nutrients to our penises. It's good to couple this with ejaculation too.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by b etor


                  Where would I get real ones [cantaloupe] then?
                  Europe. If you see "Tuscan" cantaloupe in the market, I think those are the real thing.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Cantaloupe? Is that rock melon? If so, I love that stuff.
                    be free

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                    • #25
                      It's the same thing, FB.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Re: Re: Re: Re: Watermelon Viagra

                        Originally posted by Jon Miller


                        Really?

                        I am pretty sure I can have an erection as long as I would like (this is based on my current experience). I do admit that it starts to ache after more than an hour or so.

                        JM


                        And you still don't get what you need to do?
                        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                        • #27
                          lol, no, I generally ejaculate before an hour

                          JM
                          Jon Miller-
                          I AM.CANADIAN
                          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • #28
                            I'm not sure I needed to read that.

                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #29
                              lol 'ejaculate'. That is such an awesome word.

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                              • #30
                                Yep. It's both a verb and a noun. Twice the semen-related fun.
                                Last edited by Zevico; July 4, 2008, 09:06.
                                "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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