Zoid falls asleep on way home from Winston's

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Krill
Cool link. We came to an easier conclusion. Conquer your neighbours and then you won't need a passport.

We tried that as well, Karl X Gustav had the danes by the balls in 1658 but the damned dutch intervened and spoiled all the fun...

[Thue]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Aren't they both part of the Schengen Area?

They are.

But you are still required to have a passport with you when visiting another Schengen country. Schengen just means that the password is not checked at the border.

[SpencerH]

I had to ask my wife how old her brother is. He lives in Helsingborg and this sounds like a stunt he might've tried.

It's not him though, he's only 70.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Thue


They are.

But you are still required to have a passport with you when visiting another Schengen country. Schengen just means that the password is not checked at the border.

Somehow I think that you are a bit "miljøskadet"

[Monk]

Originally posted by BlackCat


Somehow I think that you are a bit "miljøskadet"

It's a new, pseudo-biometric thing to take out terrorism. The shibboleth concept, Danish style. The password is 'røget ørred', and if you can't say it properly as a Dane, they're going to look into that. Hopefully the royals won't be needing too much travel or at least one of them will have to stay home.

[Winston]

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Monk


It's a new, pseudo-biometric thing to take out terrorism. The shibboleth concept, Danish style. The password is 'røget ørred', and if you can't say it properly as a Dane, they're going to look into that. Hopefully the royals won't be needing too much travel or at least one of them will have to stay home.

Bah, everyone can speak danish. You just need to be very drunk and stuff a loaf of bread in your mouth.

[LordShiva]

Two loaves if you want to speak Norwegian.

[Monk]

Originally posted by Zoid


Bah, everyone can speak danish. You just need to be very drunk and stuff a loaf of bread in your mouth.

That premise in mind, do you suppose we could accomodate the Swedes who don't understand Danish by waiting until they're drunk enough, then gently inserting a loaf of bread into each of their ears? Would you do your part for the sake of science?

[Zoid]

I'm always up for a challenge

[BlackCat]

The drunki part is easily fixed - we just invite Zoid to denmark and make an appointment to meet in front of a liquor store. If we are five minutes late, he should be ready for testing.

[LordShiva]

OK, Monk. Next time Zoid visits, you can get him drunk and then gently insert your loaf in his ear. He has consented

[Zoid]

QED!