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    [q=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7482551.stm]Drunken Swede tries to row home

    A last drink proved one too many for a 78-year-old Swede who fell asleep while trying to row home - from Denmark.


    Reports say the man had been drinking in the Danish town of Helsingor but found he did not have enough money for the ferry home to Sweden.

    Instead of waiting until morning, he stole a dinghy and tried to row the 5km (three miles) across the Oresund Strait to Helsingborg, police said.



    But he fell asleep half way and drifted until he was rescued by the coastguard.

    The man, who has not been named, was found still asleep in the bottom of the boat, and towed back across the strait - a busy shipping lane - to Denmark.

    He was put on the next ferry home after he had sobered up, writes the Danish news service Ritzau.

    Police said the owner of the dinghy had decided not to press charges, Reuters reports. [/q]

    He got a free ferry ride out of it, at least
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    Do we know how far he drifted?
    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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    • #3
      **** yes!

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      • #4


        This is why there's a saying here, "Do what's good for your country - escort a Swede to the ferry."

        Really, most Swedes are unable to contol themselves once they're let out of their alcohol-restricting home environment.

        And we should never have built that cursed bridge (Copenhagen <-> Malmo). At least a one-way only solution should've been imperative..

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        • #5
          Hey, I'm not that old!!! Damn journalists...
          I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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          • #6
            Awesome what about his passport?
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #7
              Zoid has quite a story to tell
              Blah

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              • #8
                If I were there I'd have fallen into a deep sleep within several seconds of arriving at Winston's
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                  If I were there I'd have fallen into a deep sleep within several seconds of arriving at Winston's
                  Yes. But you would not be able to post about it afterwards.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Krill
                    Awesome what about his passport?
                    What about it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Passport_Union
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                    • #11
                      Cool link. We came to an easier conclusion. Conquer your neighbours and then you won't need a passport.
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #12
                        I thought Zoid had his own boat though
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Thue


                          What about it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Passport_Union
                          Aren't they both part of the Schengen Area?
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            Yep, since 2001.
                            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LordShiva
                              I thought Zoid had his own boat though
                              Indeed, but it's not quite seaworthy atm...
                              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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