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    An ex-pat who decided to make a clean break after splitting with his wife has so far attracted 70 bids for his "entire life".

    Ian Usher, from Darlington, who emigrated to Australia six years ago, is selling his house, friends and job on internet auction site eBay.

    The 44-year-old said he hoped to earn about £185,000 for his Perth lifestyle.

    About five hours after bidding opened on Sunday, the highest offer was just over £314,000.

    Up for auction is his three-bedroom home in the western Australian city and everything inside it, including his car, motorcycle, jet ski and parachuting gear.


    On the day it's all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all
    Ian Usher

    He is also selling an introduction to his friends and a trial run at his job.

    Mr Usher said: "Everything that I have - the furniture in the house - all has memories attached to it. It's time to shed the old, and in with the new.

    "On the day it's all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all.

    "My current thoughts are to then head to the airport and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there."

    'Complete lifestyle'

    Joy Jones, who co-owns the rug store in Perth where Mr Usher worked as a shop assistant, said she supported the auction idea.

    Her company is offering the successful bidder a two-week trial, which could be extended for three months and then become permanent.

    She said: "When Ian came up with this idea, because we had seen him go through a break-up of marriage and pain and bits and pieces, I thought it was really exciting.

    "We thought, why not give it a go?"

    Mr Usher said his friends in Perth were willing to be introduced to the highest bidder, allowing him to advertise his auction as offering a complete lifestyle.

    Bidding closes at 0500 BST on 29 June.
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  • #2
    I don't get it, this is because his name is "Usher"?
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    • #3
      Come on, that's actually pretty close considering some of the other stretches on thread titles.

      I heard the bid just barely covered what his house was worth but he was going to go ahead with it.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
        I don't get it, this is because his name is "Usher"?
        No, it's because he went to Australia :
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        • #5
          Good title
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • #6
            Misleading title.

            I was almost lead to believe that this is how I would find out about a divorce between Mr Snuggles and myself.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
              I don't get it, this is because his name is "Usher"?
              I heard Usher changed his name to Mr Snaggles.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
                Misleading title.
                That's what makes it good.
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                • #9
                  DURING the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singularly dreary tract of country; and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher.

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                  • #10
                    Haha! Asher is broke! Poor bastard.

                    Try working you lazy ass!

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                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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