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  • A "Well, bugger me!" thread

    Stuff what I learned today-

    The tadpoles of the South American Paradoxical Frog are three times larger than the adult frogs.

    In the "Little Ice Age" of the 16th century, polar ice spread so far south that Eskimos reached Scotland.

    The Inuit launguage has only three vowels and no adjectives. If you want to count in Inuit, once you get past 12 you have to switch to Danish.

    The Welsh language has no word for "brown". Until fairly recently, it had no word for "blue" either.

    The Andaman Islanders still cannot make fire. They save it for centuries after lightning strikes.

    The penis of the Nine-banded armadillo is two-thirds the length of its entire body.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

  • #2
    Where did you learn all that?
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      Andaman Islanders

      BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        Re: A "Well, bugger me!" thread

        Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
        Stuff what I learned today-

        The tadpoles of the South American Paradoxical Frog are three times larger than the adult frogs.

        In the "Little Ice Age" of the 16th century, polar ice spread so far south that Eskimos reached Scotland.

        The Inuit launguage has only three vowels and no adjectives. If you want to count in Inuit, once you get past 12 you have to switch to Danish.

        The Welsh language has no word for "brown". Until fairly recently, it had no word for "blue" either.

        The Andaman Islanders still cannot make fire. They save it for centuries after lightning strikes.

        The penis of the Nine-banded armadillo is two-thirds the length of its entire body.
        Zounds! I appear to be a nine-banded armadillo!

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        • #5
          You're only 3 inches tall?
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            Re: A "Well, bugger me!" thread

            Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
            The tadpoles of the South American Paradoxical Frog are three times larger than the adult frogs.
            Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka is better though.

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            • #7
              qft
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                "The Andaman Islanders still cannot make fire. They save it for centuries after lightning strikes."

                Drop them off a box of bic lighters just to screw with the prime directive.
                Long time member @ Apolyton
                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                • #9
                  Does lighning strike there only once every couple of centuries?
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #10
                    no
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LordShiva
                      You're only 3 inches tall?
                      "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                      • #12
                        The penis of the Nine-banded armadillo is two-thirds the length of its entire body.
                        Well that's just ...um.. well
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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                        • #13
                          Granted, this probably has more to do with the fact that the female probably has a lot of armor plating to get through.

                          I read a good article in a magazine on the plane today about beetles and whether horn size correlated with penis size. Apparently it does, but inversely. IE if they fight more, they need bigger horns but don't need to worry about wedding tackle size.
                          "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                          • #14
                            Heh, battering ram.
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                              I read a good article in a magazine on the plane today about beetles and whether horn size correlated with penis size. Apparently it does, but inversely. IE if they fight more, they need bigger horns but don't need to worry about wedding tackle size.

                              Ah. "SUV Syndrome".
                              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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