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    quote: originally posted by http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7470871.stm
    Chicago locals beware the birds
    Chicago residents have been sharing tips about how to avoid coming under attack by dive-bombing blackbirds.

    Cyclists and pedestrians complain of being pecked after being chased for up to 100m (109 yards) by the creatures.

    During nesting season, male red-winged blackbirds are known to defend their territory fiercely.

    Some victims have made comparisons to Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 thriller The Birds, and have named one of the worst offenders after the British director.

    "Something just came down, pecked me in the head, took my hair and started flying away," said Holly Grosso, a local businesswoman and one of Hitchcock's recent victims.

    "It's so bizarre. It's this little bird."

    Stealth cat

    Chicago ornithologist Douglas Stotz said blackbird attack hotspots included parks and areas along the shores of Lake Michigan.

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    Wear an oversized helmet with a trap-door with a stealth cat inside


    He said angry blackbirds could be deterred by a direct stare.

    More radical suggestions aimed at fending off the swooping attackers have included mimicking the sound of a barking dog or even imitating a larger bird.

    "Spread your arms and advance on him," one e-mail advisory suggested. "His pattern recognition will kick in making you look like a dangerous predator, such as a hawk."

    Another correspondent suggested cyclists should install baskets on their bikes with a cat inside. "Or better yet, wear an oversized helmet with a trap-door with a stealth cat inside."

    Potential victims are taking new precautions to avoid the birds by changing their commuting patterns or cycling only with a helmet.

    Although it had been suggested that wearing any form of head covering was enough to prevent attacks, this myth was debunked recently when a man was swooped upon while wearing a baseball cap, the Chicago Tribune reported.

    Wear an oversized helmet with a trap-door with a stealth cat inside


    He said angry blackbirds could be deterred by a direct stare.

    More radical suggestions aimed at fending off the swooping attackers have included mimicking the sound of a barking dog or even imitating a larger bird.

    "Spread your arms and advance on him," one e-mail advisory suggested. "His pattern recognition will kick in making you look like a dangerous predator, such as a hawk."

    Another correspondent suggested cyclists should install baskets on their bikes with a cat inside. "Or better yet, wear an oversized helmet with a trap-door with a stealth cat inside."

    Potential victims are taking new precautions to avoid the birds by changing their commuting patterns or cycling only with a helmet.

    Although it had been suggested that wearing any form of head covering was enough to prevent attacks, this myth was debunked recently when a man was swooped upon while wearing a baseball cap, the Chicago Tribune reported.




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  • #2
    Fortunately, i've not been attacked by anything more serious than a crazy pigeon, and a paper wasp. The former I dealt with by asking a homeless person to help in exchange for lunch (the pigeon, of course!) and the latter I dealt with via the application of ... paper.
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    • #3
      Londoners?

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      • #4
        It's a very old troll on FrostyBoy (saying "london" instead of "chicago"), because he posted a picture of London once while discussing Chicago.
        <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
        I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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        • #5
          Personally, I'd bring a tennis racket.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cort Haus
            Londoners?
            See this thread:



            And maybe this one too:

            USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
            The video may avatar is from

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            • #7
              snoopy pretending to be a real mod
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                Time for a bigger/better avatar, Shiva?
                Order of the Fly

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                • #9
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by AAHZ
                      Time for a bigger/better avatar, Shiva?
                      Oh I get it. Just checked my Poly email

                      Thanks, AAHZ
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by LordShiva


                        Oh I get it. Just checked my Poly email

                        Thanks, AAHZ
                        oh ya i sent you a PM too just now.

                        I forgot how the whole thing changes, as i got mine so long ago for myself

                        you're welcome
                        Order of the Fly

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