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**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 16:34

I'll give you mothertongue if you ever enter near our Kingdom.

**Asher** · June 24, 2008, 16:40

I don't kiss with others, it's too personal. Feel free to use your tongue in more creative ways.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 16:47

I was threatening you and your ilk.

But it's ok to back down like that, just don't do it again.

**Asher** · June 24, 2008, 16:58

If you'd read my epic war thread on Canada vs Denmark, before Ming deleted it, you'd know Denmark doesn't stand a chance.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 17:06

Ming should do us all a favour and delete Canada.

**Cort Haus** · June 24, 2008, 17:08

Oi Winston, stop threadjacking.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 17:19

I'm not threadjacking, I'm semi-topping.

**Asher** · June 24, 2008, 17:19

There's not a single Dane that is a top in the world. I've checked.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 17:25

Maybe so, but Laudrup used to be when I was a kid.

**Asher** · June 24, 2008, 17:28

That's just ****ed up.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 17:40

Only because your mind works in naughty Canadian ways.

**Asher** · June 24, 2008, 17:41

We have sex in Canada. Don't be jealous.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 17:43

Hah! We export more bacon than virtually anyone else.

**Winston** · June 24, 2008, 17:44

Though we've been struggling in the Middle East lately.

**Asher** · June 24, 2008, 17:47

Originally posted by Winston
Hah! We export more bacon than virtually anyone else.

So that's where your women went.

I need you to restore my faith in humanity