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    Great Political Ad or Greatest Political Ad?

    Here's an ad from Texas' Junior Senator, John Cornyn, who's up for re-election this year. It was his introduction at the recent Texas Republican Convention.



    I'm pretty sure I've seen this before...

    "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
    -Bokonon
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    • #3
      Chanting "Big John" to a classical Indian music background track
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      • #4
        Canyonero
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        • #5
          It's certainly one of the funniest political ads ever.
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #6
            Junior senator ????
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #7
              There are two Senators from each state, the one with the least time served is the "junior" one.
              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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              • #8
                Kay Bailey Hutchison is the senior.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  I've definitely found a few items where I dont agree with Sen "BIG JOHN" Cornyn. OTOH he's not a "snake oil salesman" like virtually every democrat (I only say "virtually" cos I admit the possibility that there may be one who isnt since I havent got the chance to rate the new dixiecrats that were elected)
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by snoopy369
                    Canyonero
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      That's pretty entertaining and masterful political theater, I must say.

                      "...made lesser states squirm"
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                      • #12
                        It has so many great lines. "He fought heathens and hellions"... "big bad John"..."shoots straight, talks straight, and enjoys a good brew"... The gospel chorus stoned out of their minds is a nice touch. Masterful, indeed.
                        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                        -Bokonon

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                        • #13
                          Rhyming back with back, brilliant.
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              Hmmm... still works for me...

                              "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                              -Bokonon

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