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Going to be gone for a week.
Business trip. While I am gone, I am leaving Asher the keys to the Executive Washroom*. Try to hold it together while I'm gone.
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Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring. -
It'll be chaos, I tell you! Chaos!!!!
Have a good time, if possible.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!" -
ASHER NOT IN CHARGE OF EXECUTIVE WASH ROOM. I was once in a bathroom on a jet that was privately chartered, high rolling in what they call a 'G-5' in many of these rap songs and in the night clubs where much dancing and boinking occurs, and there was a man knocking on the door. I was very ANGRY because this had all the earmarks of a gay man trying to proposition me for sex -- after all why else would he knock on the door while I was in the bathroom, IF NOT TO JOIN THE GAY MILE HIGH CLUB
I CHALLENGED him after I finished with my urination episode, and his response was of muffled blushness and ruffled feathers. To be sure, he learned a lesson, the first being that I am straight like an arrow, and the second that when the piss is flowing you don't make a showing. Please write this down., I won't repeat this again.
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I gave Wiglaf the washroom as a reward the other night."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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