Daily Mail thinks heroin is made out of cannabis.

[Cort Haus]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1025763/Pictured-RAF-blow-worlds-biggest-drugs-haul-worth-225-MILLION-Afghanistan-desert.html

[Jon Miller]

Impressive, that might be enough to get me into the drug trade.

JM

[LotC]

I'm gonna go out and buy a pound right now, and make the best smack those beat down junkies never saw.

[Japher]

I regularly shoot up with my weed, it ain't easy... but soooooooo worth it

[reds4ever]

Gotta love the Daily Mail, it's only purpose is to scare and missinform middle aged, middle class Tory voters.

[Traianvs]

[SlowwHand]

Ignorance is bliss, so it's said.

[Seedle]

But this ignorance is in the newspaper, so it's sad.

[Provost Harrison]

Next they'll be telling us that they've discovered how to turn base metals into gold...

[DrSpike]

I think Cort has some explaining to do.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Seedle
But this ignorance is in the newspaper, so it's sad.

Don't be sad, The Daily Mail is a publication that is entirely based around ignorance

[Krill]

Yeah, I class it in the same catagory as Viz.

[Sandman]

MY DEAR FUHRER EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS PROFOUNDLY MOVED BY THE BLOODLESS SOLUTION OF THE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN PROBLEM STOP PEOPLE NOT SO MUCH CONCERNED WITH TERRITORIAL READJUSTMENT AS WITH THE DREAD OF ANOTHER WAR WITH ITS ACCOMPANYING BLOODBATH STOP FREDERICK THE GREAT A GREAT POPULAR FIGURE IN ENGLAND MAY NOT ADOLF THE GREAT BECOME AN EQUALLY POPULAR FIGURE STOP I SALUTE YOUR EXCELLENCY'S STAR WHICH RISES HIGHER AND HIGHER

[Krill]

God paraphrasing IMO

[Theben]

I keep reading "cannibals". I wouldn't want to smke that stuff.