Women never seem to notice me

[Winston]

It's true.

You guys know everything about women, so I could ask for advice. But hey, not being noticed isn't so bad. You get to mind your own business without any women interfering. Pretty sweet actually.

[Space05us]

Just walk up to one and slap her in the face with your ding-dong. She'll take notice, guaranteed.

[Chemical Ollie]

You're too old for women

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Space05us
Just walk up to one and slap her in the face with your ding-dong. She'll take notice, guaranteed.

Doesn't this sort of thing require a step-ladder in normal anatomical circumstances?

[Asher]

You are Danish, no one notices your entire country.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


Doesn't this sort of thing require a step-ladder in normal anatomical circumstances?

Maybe, if you're tiny short. Yes. Short.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


Doesn't this sort of thing require a step-ladder in normal anatomical circumstances?

Not if it's long enough.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
You are Danish, no one notices your entire country.

The Muzzelmen do.

[Chemical Ollie]

But dey ztill uze muzzle-loaderz, zo dey zukkerz

[Cort Haus]

normal anatomical circumstances

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Lonestar
The Muzzelmen do.

Maybe if Canada started publishing a certain type of cartoon, someone would notice them.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Cort Haus

normal anatomical circumstances

I guess what's normal in Canada isn't so normal for the old country.

[Cort Haus]

Indeed. The old country isn't made of ice, and we don't have to eat seal-flipper pie.

[SlowwHand]

You also don't have wuss bear avatars.

[Japher]

whatever happened to Dis, he use to have a thread on this every week or two