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    I was Princess Diana's sex toy: Burrell

    THE reputation of Princess Diana's former butler Paul Burrell has sunk to a new low after reports he boasted of sleeping with her.

    Mr Burrell apparently made the shock confession to his wife's brother, Ron Cosgrove.

    Mr Cosgrove, 61, told Britain's News of the World: "In 1993, while Paul was working for the princess at Kensington Palace, he suddenly told me he'd been having a sexual relationship with her."

    Mr Burrell went into detail about the affair and even claimed he was on call as the princess's lover.

    "Paul told me that he'd get a call from Diana in the middle of the night specifically to have sex with her," Mr Cosgrove said.

    "I told him if it was true, I was disgusted because he was married to my sister and cheating on her.

    "He didn't see that as a problem. He just replied, 'Yes, but it is the princess'. He boasted they were in love."

    Mr Burrell is despised in the UK for shamelessly cashing in on his association with the princess, building up an estimated $50 million fortune.

    In other royal news, Princess Eugenie has been reprimanded by her school for frolicking naked in the grounds.

    The 18-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson cavorted with friends late at night at exclusive Marlborough College in Wiltshire.

    No boys were present, but insiders say alcohol was involved.


    I wonder if there is a link between that and this:



    Brazen Paul Burrell peddles ‘Diana’ jewellery in US

    Just as it seemed as if we had seen the last of Paul Burrell, the former butler to Princess Diana, up he pops on an American shopping channel to hawk designer jewellery he claims is a tribute to Diana.

    Burrell, who turned 50 this month, spent an hour talking to presenters on the channel about his Effy Signature range.

    It follows other stunts such as a tacky range of Royal Butler merchandise, two “tell-all” books and hosting a TV show called American Princess to find the “new Diana”.

    The man who claims Diana called him her “rock” is now brazen enough to set himself up as a jeweller selling “rocks” supposedly similar to those favoured by the princess.

    Burrell smiled as diamond-encrusted rings, pendants and bracelets were shown before the camera. Some were offered to viewers of ShopNBC at an “intro price” claimed to be half their retail value. The former butler told his fellow presenters: “This eclectic mix of styles all come together in this collection to represent those 21 years I spent with the royal family.” He added: “My range will stay true to her. Understated but beautiful and eye-catching.”

    He also joked with his hosts on the show about his time with the royals. He said of his role as a butler: “It did have its perks. I did get to open that safe sometimes and see some spectacular jewels.”

    Burrell, who was acquitted in 2002 of stealing Diana’s possessions, claimed in his book A Royal Duty that he knew a secret about Diana that he “would never reveal”.

    But when he appeared as a witness at the inquest into her death this year the coroner dismissed notions that Burrell knew any such secret. It was later claimed that Burrell admitted on tape that he had not told “the whole truth” during the hearing. He decamped to the US, where he is now a minor celebrity. Scotland Yard announced last month that there was insufficient evidence to charge him with perjury.


    Throw rocks at him.
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    I think the important question is, is Eugenie anything to look at?
    I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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    • #3
      I can't find any rocks that are worth throwing at a man such as he.

      ...but hey, business is business, right?

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      • #4
        Pond scum.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
          I think the important question is, is Eugenie anything to look at?
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
            I think the important question is, is Eugenie anything to look at?

            If you like them ginger and with a permanently-startled expression, she'll do.

            What's the fuss? They're all a bunch of adulterous slags in that family. Does one more affair really matter?
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            • #7
              The 18-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson cavorted with friends late at night at exclusive Marlborough College in Wiltshire.
              Her father is an idiot and her mother a slag. Are you surprised?

              And it's a hoot for people to complain about Burrell being shameless. At least he worked for a living once in his life unlike that bunch of inbred Germans, and he managed to do it without making racist comments in public.
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #8
                Re: I was her rock, she felt my rocks, now I sell rocks

                In other royal news, Princess Eugenie has been reprimanded by her school for frolicking naked in the grounds.
                WTF?

                this cant be right???
                Frolick (v)
                A method of self gratification that utilizes running while jacking off.

                http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Frolick+(v)

                I've actually never heard this word let alone that someone would do something like that
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                • #9
                  but also
                  frolicking
                  The art of licking a fro. Comes in different flavours depending on the shampoo and conditioner(if used). Often makes the hair easier to maintain in place.


                  i'm officially confused
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                  • #10
                    You really are ****ing stupid, Mark.

                    frol·ic Audio Help /ˈfrɒlɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[frol-ik] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -icked, -ick·ing, adjective

                    –noun 1. merry play; merriment; gaiety; fun.
                    2. a merrymaking or party.
                    3. playful behavior or action; prank.
                    –verb (used without object) 4. to gambol merrily; to play in a frisky, light-spirited manner; romp: The children were frolicking in the snow.
                    5. to have fun; engage in merrymaking; play merry pranks.
                    –adjective 6. merry; full of fun.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      So basically a bloater, like her mum.

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                      • #12
                        You might not like the guy for what he is doing but he has more money than you. He will be able to retire and not have to worry about being able to afford his meds.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Space05us
                          You might not like the guy for what he is doing but he has more money than you. He will be able to retire and not have to worry about being able to afford his meds.
                          So what? The Queen herself has more money that any of us, but that's not a reason for admiring her.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cort Haus


                            So basically a bloater, like her mum.
                            Depends:



                            And there is no suggestion of photoshopping by the magazine. No siree.
                            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cort Haus


                              So what? The Queen herself has more money that any of us, but that's not a reason for admiring her.
                              I don't admire either of them.

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