Fox Blonde Warns of Obama's "Terrorist Fist Jab"

[MarkG]

We tried to explain that Barack Obama's exchanging of respect knuckles with his lovely wife was NO BIGGIE, but in writing about it, all we really did was add to the deluge of maddening idiocy. The most repellent reading comes, of course, from Fox News, who actually ask if perhaps the fist-bump was "a terrorist fist jab." Then they bring on a body-language expert to analyze what is a modified high-five, people. WE WARNED YOU. So let's watch E.D. Hill and her legs explain what that crazy threatening fist thing was!

The "body-language" expert admirably attempts to explain the crazy gesture in a reasonable way, and E.D. basically ignores her. It's odd, to us, that E.D. skipped calling the gesture "black" and went straight to "terrorist," but Fox's modus operandi usually involves less straight-up domestic racism and more generalized fear of The Foreigner.

video on the link

http://gawker.com/tag/oh-no/?i=5014604&t=fox-blonde-warns-of-obamas-terrorist-fist-jab

[Panag]

[MarkG]

in 2006, former President George Bush shared a fist bump with Anna Kournikova at a celebrity tennis event — and he was 82 at the time.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/11/deconstructing-the-bump/

[Zevico]

Why do you think Saddam tried to kill him? Clearly he was a radical Islamist terrorist threatening the Baath Regime.

[MarkG]

poor old bush, getting to meet kurnikova at an age that all you can (barely) do is a fist bump

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Zevico
Why do you think Saddam tried to kill him? Clearly he was a radical Islamist terrorist threatening the Baath Regime.

perhaps it's a CIA sign?

[BeBMan]

People who do this are space aliens. It's their way to do sex

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by BeBro
People who do this are space aliens. It's their way to do sex

That's how the Queen does it.

[-Jrabbit]

Originally posted by BeBro
People who do this are space aliens. It's their way to do sex

Apparently, I'm getting way more sex than I thought.
But I may be a closeted gay space alien.

[BeBMan]

Don't forget to wear condoms at both hands

[Japher]

Has anyone bother to point out that Obama's name is somewhat terrorist like?

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by Japher
Has anyone bother to point out that Obama's name is somewhat terrorist like?

OMG, you're right! You may be the first person to pick up on that.

[-Jrabbit]

Originally posted by BeBro
Don't forget to wear condoms at both hands

Bare knuckles is the way to go. I love to live dangerously!

[Japher]

I think I might be on to something!

I need inform FOX NEWS! I would use e-mail, but the internet is the tool of the terrorists. What should I do?

[GePap]

Last I heard (from the Huffington Post) is that ED Hill (the blond Fox reporter) lost her show because of that comment, which serves her right for being that stupid. Her statement was based on a viewer comment posted on Human Events in which one guy called it a "Hezbollah style" salute. One guy, and even other posters on Human Events called him an idiot, but this woman decided to run with it....