Where's the confounded drunkithreadi?

[Elok]

I'm just not seeing it. It should be around here somewhere. You know what's great about me? I'm conscientious about spelling errors even when I'm hammered. Also, I get the feeling I'm typing a good 50 wpm. That ain't bad.

Why are there no hungoverithreadis where we gather to ask how to turn down the brightness of our %$&*! monitors?

Why does "Spumanti" remind one so much of "Sputum?" Not the taste, but the spelling? They should get with the guys in marketing and fix that. Well, maybe not get with. Unless they swing that way, not that there's anything wrong with that if you're on Seinfeld.

Stream-of-consciousness isn't really all that hard or artsy. I wonder if its popularity in the artsy-fartsy field just came about as a result of increased tolerance for alcohol abuse among writers, or what?

[Grandpa Troll]

Well,Apolyton must be drunk, because it hasnt been able to hold its head up very long for last 4-5 hours

[LordShiva]

I'
ll find teh druniethreadi for you!!!!

I 've been fdrinking since 2pm ancd thjen at teh club i facebooked this chick but i forget iuf she's hot or nto so when i wake up sober tonorrow i'll dopuyble check and then do her if she is or unfeirend he r if she isn't

[LordShiva]

ok i found teh durnie threadi because i haver it bookmakred lol and topped it for elok to poist in :b;:

[BeBMan]

Re: Where's the confounded drunkithreadi?

Originally posted by Elok
Why are there no hungoverithreadis where we gather to ask how to turn down the brightness of our %$&*! monitors?

[Cort Haus]

People who make the effort to type properly when drunk, thereby demonstrating great strength of character.

[Krill]

Elok

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
People who make the effort to type properly when drunk, thereby demonstrating great strength of character.

I'm never properly drunk, I tend to stop long before that, but I try my best when the problems of spelling comes, and that is some time before that. Like now. I have to concentrate more to hit right.

[Darius871]

Pfft, an OP that meticulously composed is simply too sober to deserve the Drunkithreadi. Even coming from an English major. Come back when you've actually had a few.

The quasi-schizophrenic chain of loose associations in paragraph 3 is damned entertaining though, all give you that.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Darius871
Pfft, an OP that meticulously composed is simply too sober to deserve the Drunkithreadi. Even coming from an English major. Come back when you've actually had a few.

QFT