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  • The most wrong slash fic pairing of all times?

    For those of you who do not know, a slash fic is a piece of fiction based on an existing book or film that is written by a fan and features a homosexual pairing of the characters from the original work.
    Slash fics, as you might have guessed, are usually written by teenage girls, who prefer them to other forms of fiction because there's love and sex, no rival girls and twice as many cocks in it. A lot of slash fics are
    horribly written and feature... unusual, to say the least, pairings.

    The goal of this thread is to invent the most worrying, the most wrong, the most scary slash pairing to ever appear on the interwebs. The one that makes you regret you have an imagination. The one that will make even Wiglaf wince.

    The rules are as follows:
    1. Use the correct syntax: giver/receiver. For example, Leonidas/Xerxes.
    2. No crossovers, please: Bart Simpson/Shinji Ikari is awful, but let's keep that simple.
    3. Male characters only. It's a slash fic!

    Okay, the one to get you started:
    Chewbacca/Luke Skywalker.
    Graffiti in a public toilet
    Do not require skill or wit
    Among the **** we all are poets
    Among the poets we are ****.

  • #2
    Professor Snape/Harry Potter?
    B♭3

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    • #3
      Antonio/Bassanio

      Oh wait.
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        Hitler/Mussolini

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        • #5
          I think we're going to be hard pressed to come up with ones that haven't already been done, unfortunately. Everything exists on the internet.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Bush/Cheney 08!
            Blah

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
              Hitler/Mussolini
              Also:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                Hitler/Mussolini
                "Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache. It tickles me so."
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • #9
                  Happy Putin + Sad Medvedev
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    Barack Obama / United States

                    It's supposed to be fictional, right?

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                    • #11
                      Charlie Brown's mom/Snoopy.
                      B♭3

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                      • #12
                        Russia getting the ideas it needs to produce gay porn on poly.
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by onodera

                          "Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache. It tickles me so."
                          I want to rip my eyes out now, you bastard.
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Q Cubed
                            Professor Snape/Harry Potter?
                            I gather that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make for damned funny reading, even if I don't ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.

                            EDIT: Fun example--

                            Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter (NC-17 - Bill/Fleur, Bill/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione) Hermione Granger's future brother-in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby." Now she has a choice to make. She is in dangerous waters and has more to lose than just her relationship with Ron should she do this, she may just lose her heart. Chapters: i | ii | iii | iv

                            Last edited by Elok; June 4, 2008, 15:27.
                            1011 1100
                            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                            • #15
                              Winnie the Pooh + Eeyore

                              JM
                              (done by SP)
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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