Houston strip club gets busted

[Wezil]

Okay, here goes...

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No - she looks dangerous
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No - not attractive at all
8. No - fake
9. No - serial killer
10. Yes
11. No - That was once a guy
12. No - ridden hard and put away wet
13. No - another dangerous one
14. No - did anyone here say yes to that?!
15. Yes - I like the asian look

[Darius871]

Oh shut up people, you'd take anything and you damn well know it. Otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Edit: Ok fine, I guess I'd scratch off #14.

[b etor]

i would certainly not.

[Darius871]

liar

[b etor]

eww gross.

[Darius871]

as if a smelly 54-year-old male wouldn't schtupp whatever knothole in whatever fence he happens to walk by.

[b etor]

ohyea i'm 55 now. better change that.

[Theben]

Originally posted by b etor
i would certainly not.

So you'd do #14?!!? :vomit:

[Kuciwalker]

@ DF's story

[David Floyd]

If you like that one, I have plenty more in that vein, although that is one of the more obnoxious ones. **** happens when all you do is drink and try to get laid. By "****", of course, I mean getting drunk and getting laid. The "getting to it" part, though, can often be the fun part

[Wezil]

I got in trouble with a girlfriend once b/c I let a drunken friend **** a drunken stripper in our living room.

[David Floyd]

Women are so irrational

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Wezil
I got in trouble with a girlfriend once b/c I let a drunken friend **** a drunken stripper in our living room.

[Wezil]

I thought she would be pleased b/c even in my extremely drunken state I came to bed and didn't stay in the living room. I was mistaken.

[Omni Rex Draconis]

Originally posted by Wezil
I got in trouble with a girlfriend once b/c I let a drunken friend **** a drunken stripper in our living room.

No, you got in trouble because the drunken stripper was a screamer.