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"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.
Zkribbler, It's not like I made and produced this movie. It's not my fault that Steven Spielberg used the great white shark as a metaphor for international jewry and zionism.
This is a serious thread concerning racism in Jaws and you are disrupting our discussion by attempting to find humor in a racist movie poster and thereby downplaying racism. I am truly appalled at your behavior and I hope you learn from your mistakes.
Zkribbler, It's not like I made and produced this movie. It's not my fault that Steven Spielberg used the great white shark as a metaphor for international jewry and zionism.
This is a serious thread concerning racism in Jaws and you are disrupting our discussion by attempting to find humor in a racist movie poster and thereby downplaying racism. I am truly appalled at your behavior and I hope you learn from your mistakes.
Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"
Originally posted by Darius871
And speaking of Spielberg, I'm surprised nobody mentioned Schindler's List yet. A 195-minute runtime and not one brother in it from beginning to end. Somehow everybody has to break Seinfeld's and Friends' castanets but ol' Stevie gets a free pass yet again.
While we're on the subject, has some porn studio somewhere been tasteless enough to make a film called "Schindler's Lust?" And if not, should they? And if they did, how many of you would still whack off to it?
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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To Live and Shave in LA
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