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    Received this in my e-mail:

    ROBERT S. MUELLER III
    EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
    Email: info@fedbureau-investigation.info
    FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.


    ATTENTION:

    We believe this notification meet you in a very good present state of mind and health.The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

    It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services regarding the urgent release of your fund, so be rest assured.

    In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

    We were also made to understand that a lady named Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information's which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady that is the main reasons why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

    We was further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below informations accordingly:

    NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO
    MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR

    OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
    Central Business District,
    Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal Capital
    Territory, Nigeria.

    TEL: +234-802-220-6004
    +234-803-599-6240

    Email: govoffice@payment-cbn.org
    mr.kingsleyagworcbn@yahoo.com

    NOTE:

    In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone number should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

    Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

    All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

    Should in case you need any more informations in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

    Best Regards,

    Robert S. Mueller III
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.
    20535-0001, USA
    Email: info@fedbureau-investigation.info


    So please, please, please, send them your information, they are legit!!!!



    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

  • #2
    It's about time. Now maybe I can interest you guys in this deal I've obtained in Zimbabwe.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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    • #3
      We believe this notification meet you in a very good present state of mind and health.
      Yeah.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Now I know those checks I sent 2 years ago will finally see fruit!
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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        • #5
          Re: Nigeria scam isn't a scam the FbI says so!!!

          Originally posted by Tuberski
          Received this in my e-mail:

          ROBERT S. MUELLER III
          EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
          FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
          Email: info@fedbureau-investigation.info
          FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.


          ATTENTION:

          We believe this notification meet you in a very good present state of mind and health.The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

          It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services regarding the urgent release of your fund, so be rest assured.

          In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

          We were also made to understand that a lady named Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information's which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady that is the main reasons why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

          We was further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below informations accordingly:

          NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO
          MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR

          OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
          Central Business District,
          Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal Capital
          Territory, Nigeria.

          TEL: +234-802-220-6004
          +234-803-599-6240

          Email: govoffice@payment-cbn.org
          mr.kingsleyagworcbn@yahoo.com

          NOTE:

          In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone number should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

          Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

          All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

          Should in case you need any more informations in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

          Best Regards,

          Robert S. Mueller III
          Federal Bureau of Investigation
          J. Edgar Hoover Building
          935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
          NW Washington, D.C.
          20535-0001, USA
          Email: info@fedbureau-investigation.info


          So please, please, please, send them your information, they are legit!!!!



          ACK!
          Are you serious Tubes?

          I mean, for real, this email must be fake...

          But, on the chance it isnt fake, we have one who can authenticate it

          B Etor..she knows this stuff left and rite


          Not sure if she is undercover now..or as when this official photo was taken

          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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          • #6
            Anti-Terrorist and Monetory Crimes Division.
            Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
            J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
            Telephone Number : 206-333-0715

            ATTN: BENEFICIARY

            This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed and Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

            So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.

            Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Federal Ministry Of Finance (Nigeria) has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $300 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent in West Africa via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction:

            CONTACT INFORMATION

            NAME: Mr Paul Smith
            EMAIL: atm.procurement.center@live.com

            Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following information, Your Information are requested for because we will like to know your designated address where you want your ATM CARD delievered:

            Full Name:
            Address:
            City:
            State:
            Zip Code:
            Direct Phone Number:
            Current Occupation:
            Annual Income:

            Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $300 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

            Once you have completed payment of $300 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact me back so as to ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly.

            FBI Director
            Robert Mueller.
            Authorized Signature


            Apparently it was a fake, but the FBI will make sure I get my money!!!!!!!!!

            I only have to send them $300!



            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #7
              I love these but I've never gotten one. I wonder why not?
              We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
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              • #8
                these are great, a whole new level here. if the scammers would only invest in someone who can write properly, they would be a lot more sucessful.
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                • #9
                  This is what happens when you off-shore your creative work. It's cheaper, but not as good as if an AMERICAN had written. Now did the really save any money.

                  Keep our jobs home.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                  • #10
                    Nah, if an American had done this there's a good chance the FBI would be able to actually prosecute them. In Nigeria they're basically untouchable. Regardless, I like these fellows' style. Way to think outside the box, mugus.
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                    • #11
                      The FBI, really, really, really does not like people pretending to be them.

                      This spam seems new-shoot it off to them in an email?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Elok
                        Nah, if an American had done this there's a good chance the FBI would be able to actually prosecute them. In Nigeria they're basically untouchable. Regardless, I like these fellows' style. Way to think outside the box, mugus.
                        hi. we have received notifications that you are liking our style. this message is to inform you that we are actual writers in nigeria who makes writings for a living but are very poor because our country is not run like great america. if you like styles and want to see more of them, please send donation of money to the address that is being below this and we assure you that more of our writings you will receive in the mail directly. thank you.
                        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #13
                          I must say, English standards have slipped at the FBI as of late
                          Speaking of Erith:

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                          • #14
                            That happened when Dubya started approving hires directly.
                            <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Vesayen
                              The FBI, really, really, really does not like people pretending to be them.

                              This spam seems new-shoot it off to them in an email?
                              No, they already know about it.

                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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