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    CARBONDALE, Ill. - The view along Illinois highways this summer should be beautiful - for the turkey vultures.

    The state's transportation department says it won't be picking up as much roadkill left along roads because it spent too much of its budget during the winter.

    The state says it spent more than twice the allotted $40 million on clearing ice and snow removal because of rising fuel costs and harsh weather last winter.

    Dead animals in driving lanes and any deemed hazardous to motorists will be removed.

    But much of the rest will be left for scavengers.

    Kevin Gillespie of the Jackson County Health Department says the roadkill might be smelly and gruesome, but it shouldn't lead to any health risks.

    The department does not log the amount of roadkill it clears.




    Getting a good view of the local wildlife should be easy this summer.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    Well, the hunters can bag a few more prize vultures then
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      I like the "...shouldn't lead to any health risks."

      Very reassuring.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Oh, this started already. Drove from north central Missouri to Chicago last weekend and saw a TON of roadkill on the side in both states (more in MO than in IL, to be fair) ... lots of raccoons and coyotes and such. Not all on the side of the road, either ...
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        • #5
          why cant they just us the snowplows to move the carcusus they should still be gassed up..


          Yeah wezil a little malaria or plague never hurt anyone
          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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          • #6
            We need a singing smilie.

            Well, maybe this one will do:

            Crossin' the highway late last night
            He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
            He didn't see the station wagon car
            The skunk got squashed and there you are!

            You got yer
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Stinkin' to high Heaven!

            Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
            Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
            You don't have to look and you don't have to see
            'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

            You got yer
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Stinkin' to high Heaven!

            Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
            On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
            Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
            The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
            You got yer
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Stinkin' to high Heaven!

            C'mon stink!

            You got it!
            It's dead, it's in the middle
            Dead skunk in the middle!
            Dead skunk in the middle of the road
            Stinkin' to high heaven!
            All over the road, technicolor man!
            Oh, you got pollution
            It's dead, it's in the middle
            And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven

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            • #7
              Hooo-iee, mama, we's eating tonite!!
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #8
                Yes, this should help with the rising cost of food these days.
                Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Theben
                  Hooo-iee, mama, we's eating tonite!!
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    They spent too much clearing the snow. Not enough cash left to clear the dead animals. Is this Illinois logic?
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #11
                      In Illinois, if you don't clear the snow, you don't get reelected

                      And we really did have record snow falls this year.
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ming
                        In Illinois, if you don't clear the snow, you don't get reelected
                        Must be nice. :envious:

                        And we really did have record snow falls this year.
                        That means the roadkill should be slimmer and smaller this spring. Easier to clean up.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wezil

                          That means the roadkill should be slimmer and smaller this spring. Easier to clean up.

                          You're hired!
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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