How To Tick People Off

[onodera]

Re: How To Tick People Off

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Anyone else up to confessing?

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Although I tried playing Ode to Joy, not William Tell Overture.

[Winston]

I do #14 all the time.

[Zkribbler]

I am of the opinion that the world needs more skipping.


If the folks at al Qaeda skipped everywhere, do you think they'd have ever been nasty enough to plan and carry out the 9/11 attacks? No, they'd have been like, "Ohhh, here. Have a flower, dude."

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Theben
I've done and had done to me #14. Probably the most infantile of the lot.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Aeson
I do them all, but people just find it endearing. That really ticks me off.

You have a glass eye?

Spec.

[Lonestar]

I Hand out coins with Christian verses on them.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lonestar
I Hand out coins with Christian verses on them.

The people came unto Christ and asked Him if they should pay taxes unto Caesar.
And Jesus replied: "Who's picture is on the coins?"
"Why...er...yours," they replied.
To which Jesus said, ""

[Aeson]

Originally posted by Spec
You have a glass eye?

You never know when you'll need a spare, so I carry one around.

[Grandpa Troll]

I tick people off by just being me, oh and turning around in the urinal area sharing why they call me "da man"

[ColdWizard]

I've done 7 and 21 and continue to engage in 14 when possible. Though rather than hollering I try to mimic the other person's tone and voice level.

[SlowwHand]

Senior moment, so I need a little help.

There's a person here, and they're not like new to me at all, like I say, well, it may even be a stroke coming on, that's types in italics. I don't know that it's all lower case, but yet it still reminds me of ee cummings.

And see, this is going to bother hell out of me. Coming up with who it is that I'm referencing. God, I hate this when it happens.

[snoopy369]

self biased

[SlowwHand]

THANK YOU!

[snoopy369]

You are welcome.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Alexander I
Disagree with someone on Apolyton.

Of course, depending on who you disagree with, up to half of the posters here will agree with you, while the others all clamor for your blood.

I disagree with this post.