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  • JK Rowling announces 8th Harry Potter book

    Not really, thank god

    HB Imran!
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    Lets hope he didn't read that in public. I'm sure he creamed his pants

    HB, Imran!
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    • #3
      HPYBD!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        HBD!
        I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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        • #5
          , that's a really good one

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          • #6
            No wonder the wanker had to log off at midnight

            HBD anyway! and to solo too!
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            • #7
              Re: JK Rowling announces 8th Harry Potter book

              Originally posted by LordShiva
              Not really, thank god
              Um, actually, yes really

              J.K. Rowling pens Harry Potter prequel

              LONDON, England (CNN) -- Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is writing a prequel to her best-selling series to be auctioned for charity -- but at just 800 words, it may lack some of the magic fans of the boy wizard might be hoping for.

              Rowling's hand-written prequel, signed by the author, will be auctioned alongside works by other famous writers to raise cash for a dyslexia charity.

              Despite the brevity of the piece, experts believe it could fetch big money, since other autographed works by the blockbuster author have sold for millions of dollars.

              "We never dreamed that J.K. Rowling would donate something so precious, and we're incredibly grateful," said Gerry Johnson, managing director of Waterstone's, the UK book chain organizing the auction.

              "I can't begin to guess how much it will raise at auction."

              A previous 93-word storycard from Rowling, which referred to the book "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," sold in 2002 for $53,000. Rowling later produced seven hand-written copies of a new work, "The Tales of Beedle the Bard," one of which sold for $3.9 million in 2007.

              "Given the enormous interest we have seen in recent times for autograph work by J.K. Rowling, the prospects for her storycard are good to say the least," said Philip Errington, a specialist at Sotheby's auction house, which is helping to organize the sale.

              The card on which the story is written -- measuring 14.6 by 20.9 centimeters (5.75 by 8.25 inches) -- is signed "JK Rowling 2008." The author signs off with the message: "From the prequel I am not working on -- but that was fun!"

              Alongside Rowling, 13 other authors invited to contribute to the June 10 auction include Margaret Atwood, Sebastian Faulks, Nick Hornby, and Tom Stoppard. A book featuring all 13 cards will go on sale in August.

              All profits from the book will benefit Dyslexia Action and English PEN, a writers' association, Waterstone's said.


              Now we know what to get him. Happy Birthday Imran!
              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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              • #8
                good one

                Happy Birthday Imran
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                • #9
                  Happy. Birthday. Imran!!
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                    • #11
                      HB Mr. Siddiqui!

                      The Wizard of AAHZ

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                        HB!!!
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                            HBD!:beer:
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                            • #15
                              I knew it would be an Imran-related thread.
                              HB!
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                              Among the poets we are ****.

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