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  • wow cronos was a BAMF

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    • I have a mullet.
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • I am not shocked...
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • Originally posted by Oncle Boris
          I have a mullet.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • I am afraid of getting haircuts.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • I took today off work. A haircut was on the list of things to do... but it didn't happen.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • You got high instead?
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • To be fair, I got high to accept teh mullet.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • Im currently fighting with my ex husband and secretly planning his murder any ideas???
                    When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                    "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                    Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                    • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                      Im currently fighting with my ex husband and secretly planning his murder any ideas???
                      Kill him with kindnesss

                      Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                      • Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


                        Kill him with kindnesss

                        wouldnt a big knife work much better
                        When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                        "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                        Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                        • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski


                          wouldnt a big knife work much better
                          Maam, with you, such a beautiful woman, smile, tenderly, slightly waving your palm, whisking away his shortcomings.

                          can a man do but bid your directives?
                          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                          • Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


                            Maam, with you, such a beautiful woman, smile, tenderly, slightly waving your palm, whisking away his shortcomings.

                            can a man do but bid your directives?
                            well there is that pesky prison sentence that comes along with murder so i guess
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                            • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                              Im currently fighting with my ex husband and secretly planning his murder any ideas???
                              My first idea is that you do not discuss this over the internet.

                              You should start being nice to him; not so nice as to be suspicious, but enough to make you an unlikely suspect. You also want him to feel comfortable accepting your occasional offers of baked goods.

                              Once that is done, you can add the accumulative ingested toxin of your choice, depending on availability and your patience.

                              Of course, if you were not being serious then please disregard this post.
                              Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                              • Originally posted by Omni Rex Draconis


                                My first idea is that you do not discuss this over the internet.

                                You should start being nice to him; not so nice as to be suspicious, but enough to make you an unlikely suspect. You also want him to feel comfortable accepting your occasional offers of baked goods.

                                Once that is done, you can add the accumulative ingested toxin of your choice, depending on availability and your patience.

                                Of course, if you were not being serious then please disregard this post.
                                her disregard?..how about b etor ignoring this post
                                Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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