Is American football just as gay as British football?

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by TheStinger


No we don't we call it football.

as is proper

[Will9]

Re: Is American football just as gay as British football?

Originally posted by Asher
I never would've thought so, but reading some of the NFL scouting reports on the upcoming draft gave me a different idea:

Vernon Gholston, DE
Has a well-built frame with a wide back, broad shoulders, V-shaped torso, large hands, long limbs, defined muscles throughout and thick thighs and calves.

Carlton Powell, DT
Possesses solid muscle tone in his lower body, with wide hips, broad shoulders and good muscle tone in his arms.

Brian Bonner, S
Has a muscular frame with good development in his arms shoulders and chest, along with thick thighs and calves, a tight waist and abdomen and good bubble.

Tyrell Johnson, FS
Has a muscular, cut up upper and lower body physique with good arm length, large hands, lean waist, muscular legs and room on his frame to add more bulk.

Josh Barrett, S
Has a tall frame with decent overall muscle definition and long arms, but appears a bit lean in the lower body.

Colt Brennan, QB
Has a tall, lanky frame, with good upper-body structure, tapered thighs and room to carry additional bulk.

Darren McFadden, RB
Has a solid, thick build with tapered thighs and calves, athletic physique with a tight waist and hips, low body fat and defined upper body.

Jonathan Goff, LB
Has a wide chest, broad shoulders, flat back, tight abdomen, large hands and very good arm length.

Matt Ryan, QB
Has a tall frame with good muscle tone and, while a bit lean, he has the frame to carry at least another 10 pounds of bulk.

Chad Henne, QB
Has a thick lower-body frame, with good muscle tone in his thighs and calves.

Chauncey Washington, RB
Has a solid frame with good upper body muscle tone, wide waist and hips and thick thighs and calves

Anthony Morelli, QB
Has a tall frame with good muscle tone, especially in the upper body. … Needs to develop calf and thigh muscles.

Jabari Arthur, WR
Has good upper body muscle development and mass, with room to add more bulk, especially in the trapezoid and neck area.

Matt Forte, RB
Has a well-built frame with thick thighs and calves, V-shaped upper torso with muscular arms, tight abdomen and broad shoulders.

Jared Armstrong, P
Has a thick frame with good upper body muscle tone, thick lower body with wide thighs and solidly built calves and big hands.

Tom Zbikowski, S
Has a lean but muscular frame with good shoulder width, thick chest, tight midsection, muscular arms and thick thighs and calves.

Craig Steltz, S
Has a well-built frame with good muscle tone, a thick back and chest and tapered thighs and calves.

When they refer to a guy having a good "bubble", do they mean bubble butt?

The draft was a month ago, not upcoming. The NFL Combine, where these are written, has been described as a "meat market." About the bubble, I'm suprised you didn't mention that the guy's name is Bonner.

[Asher]

Bubble could refer to two distinct things, both of which are awesome.

[Theben]

Housing bubble?

And no sport comes close to being as gay as English footsie.

Except maybe hockey.

[Nostromo]

Brian Bonner? Remove a "n" and you have a pornstar's name. Methinks Asher slipped that one in.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by Theben
And no sport comes close to being as gay as English footsie.

You think?

Get a few buddies together for a game of hide the sausage and then tell me what you think.

[Kontiki]

Is that the second most popular sport in the UK?

[MikeH]

Second?

[Guynemer]

In US football, nearly every play begins with one man sliding his hands between the legs of another man.

American football is clearly more gay than World football, and nearly every other sport in the world.

It's still awesome, though.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Nostromo
Brian Bonner? Remove a "n" and you have a pornstar's name. Methinks Asher slipped that one in.

And when he did, tell us, did it bring tears to your eyes?

[Asher]

Originally posted by Nostromo
Brian Bonner? Remove a "n" and you have a pornstar's name. Methinks Asher slipped that one in.

I'll slip one in alright...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by MikeH
Second?

Yeah, you know after Beat the Indian.