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  • Is American football just as gay as British football?

    I never would've thought so, but reading some of the NFL scouting reports on the upcoming draft gave me a different idea:

    Vernon Gholston, DE
    Has a well-built frame with a wide back, broad shoulders, V-shaped torso, large hands, long limbs, defined muscles throughout and thick thighs and calves.

    Carlton Powell, DT
    Possesses solid muscle tone in his lower body, with wide hips, broad shoulders and good muscle tone in his arms.

    Brian Bonner, S
    Has a muscular frame with good development in his arms shoulders and chest, along with thick thighs and calves, a tight waist and abdomen and good bubble.

    Tyrell Johnson, FS
    Has a muscular, cut up upper and lower body physique with good arm length, large hands, lean waist, muscular legs and room on his frame to add more bulk.

    Josh Barrett, S
    Has a tall frame with decent overall muscle definition and long arms, but appears a bit lean in the lower body.

    Colt Brennan, QB
    Has a tall, lanky frame, with good upper-body structure, tapered thighs and room to carry additional bulk.

    Darren McFadden, RB
    Has a solid, thick build with tapered thighs and calves, athletic physique with a tight waist and hips, low body fat and defined upper body.

    Jonathan Goff, LB
    Has a wide chest, broad shoulders, flat back, tight abdomen, large hands and very good arm length.

    Matt Ryan, QB
    Has a tall frame with good muscle tone and, while a bit lean, he has the frame to carry at least another 10 pounds of bulk.

    Chad Henne, QB
    Has a thick lower-body frame, with good muscle tone in his thighs and calves.

    Chauncey Washington, RB
    Has a solid frame with good upper body muscle tone, wide waist and hips and thick thighs and calves

    Anthony Morelli, QB
    Has a tall frame with good muscle tone, especially in the upper body. … Needs to develop calf and thigh muscles.

    Jabari Arthur, WR
    Has good upper body muscle development and mass, with room to add more bulk, especially in the trapezoid and neck area.

    Matt Forte, RB
    Has a well-built frame with thick thighs and calves, V-shaped upper torso with muscular arms, tight abdomen and broad shoulders.

    Jared Armstrong, P
    Has a thick frame with good upper body muscle tone, thick lower body with wide thighs and solidly built calves and big hands.

    Tom Zbikowski, S
    Has a lean but muscular frame with good shoulder width, thick chest, tight midsection, muscular arms and thick thighs and calves.

    Craig Steltz, S
    Has a well-built frame with good muscle tone, a thick back and chest and tapered thighs and calves.


    When they refer to a guy having a good "bubble", do they mean bubble butt?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

  • #2
    No

    Asher

    It is you
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      That doesn't make sense to any question posed in this thread.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        I have never heard of an American footballer having a roll in the hay with 3 tranny prostitutes. That is something.

        But yes, the NFL draft is decidedly gay.
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #5
          They call football soccer over there, so stirke one...

          Gay guys don't play football, strike two..

          The scouts are often gay because, like my high school chemistry teacher, they like to see sweaty men :man:

          Please go take a cold shower and forget you ever happened!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DanS
            I have never heard of an American footballer having a roll in the hay with 3 tranny prostitutes. That is something.
            I have. I also have pictures of an NFL footballer at a gay bar and another naked in the shower with an obscenely large, totally gay manhood organ.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              It akes a lot of punishment, and different positions require different strenghts. It matters. Big hands on a receiver is desired.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                It akes a lot of punishment, and different positions require different strenghts. It matters. Big hands on a receiver is desired.


                Are we talking about gay sex or football?
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  I'm talking football. He catches the football. Bigger hands makes it easier.

                  May help on your point, too. I don't know.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Would you catch for me, Sloww? You've got big, big...hands.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Wouldn't it be more desirable for the giver to have big hands?

                      Is quarterback used in gay slang for the person who gives to the receiver?
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • #12
                        It's funny when people think there aren't gay guys in whatever sport they like.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #13
                          ps. SPORTS FORUM!
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #14
                            gay forum!
                            Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                            GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Wiglaf
                              They call football soccer over there, so stirke one...
                              No we don't we call it football.
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