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No. Just that the fact that people before have tried to proclaim the end of the world before, does not mean it won't end. I believe it's closing in, but whether it's 5 year close or 100, I do not know. And I can with the Bible in my hand say I won't ever do either.
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Yep, as of right now, the calculations say there is a 1/40000 chance that Apophis will strike Earth that day.Originally posted by Wezil
Asteroid?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Assuming it doesn't hit in 2029.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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The world will end at 03:14:08 UTC on 19 January 2038
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Honestly though, were he really to come back, there would still be the problem of recognition. He was an immense troll in his own era, and he would be in ours, too. He'd probably say things that are unacceptable to the vast majority of us.Originally posted by Nikolai
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Why? that is not even the begining of a caledar millenium?Originally posted by Kidicious
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It's not going to hit in 2029. That's when it's going to do it's very close pass by. We'll be able to see it.Originally posted by Theben
Assuming it doesn't hit in 2029.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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What statistical base did they use to calculate those odds?Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Yep, as of right now, the calculations say there is a 1/40000 chance that Apophis will strike Earth that day.
It can't be something like, "Well, we've been in this situation 40,000 times, and the world's only be destroyed once."
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So the story goes. I figure anything that big that dips under our gyosyncrynous(sp?) satellite orbit is possible to hit us.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
It's not going to hit in 2029. That's when it's going to do it's very close pass by. We'll be able to see it.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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You might! I plan to join the Rapture in 2012, thank you very much!Originally posted by chegitz guevara
It's not going to hit in 2029. That's when it's going to do it's very close pass by. We'll be able to see it.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Am I the only one who thinks its ironic some protestants believe in rapture? I mean with all that talk about how they are based on the bible...
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protestants are stupid! Throw rocks at them! Like the good ol' days.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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He won't come back as a preacher, but as a conquering king, according to the Bible.Originally posted by Oncle Boris
Honestly though, were he really to come back, there would still be the problem of recognition. He was an immense troll in his own era, and he would be in ours, too. He'd probably say things that are unacceptable to the vast majority of us.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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