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  • #1

    OMG I'm going to Russia

    Besides being a little worried about terrorism, crime, neonazi-homophobe gangs I guess I should be in a pretty good mood. Don't you think so?


    What could possibly go wrong in Mother Russia?

    Share your thoughts- Tavarish, Comrade Datajack

    Скоро Новый Год!


    ^^^

    I don't know wtf, I found it on some gay disco website in Moscow. But it's Russian, which is such an exquisite and gentle language.
    19
    In Russia, wrong goes possibly
    36.84%
    7
    You'll get stabbed, killed, then stabbed again
    36.84%
    7
    Allah be praised, terrists will take care of you
    5.26%
    1
    I hate you because I'm poor, but have a nice journey anyway
    21.05%
    4
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

    Asher on molly bloom
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  • #2
    You could run into serb but I guess that would be included with option 2.

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    • #3
      Invalid poll
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        terrists = banana?
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Take toilet paper.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            and prepare to buy little bottles of vodka to greet everyone you meet with
            "Life is the only RPG you'll ever play, The religious want to be one with the moderator, the scientists want to hack the game, and the gamers want to do both."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MattBowron
              and prepare to buy little bottles of vodka to greet everyone you meet with
              Wouldn't that encourage the stabbing and the killing?
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

              Asher on molly bloom

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              • #8
                Where will you be staying?
                Also, if you're not flaming the homophobe neonazi gangs won't notice you.
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • #9
                  Two observations:

                  1) You have an awesome sig. Do you dislike molly, or am I the only one?
                  2) Russia has a thriving gay porn scene. PM Serb about it.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Speaking of sig lines, I bet it's not all that easy being a bus driver, city or highway.
                    I think they need our support. Maybe a vibrant "Cheerio! Thank you ever so much." as you leave the bus.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Driving vehicles in a straight line sure is difficult. The stopping is very stressful as well.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by onodera
                        Where will you be staying?
                        Also, if you're not flaming the homophobe neonazi gangs won't notice you.

                        9 days in St.Petersburg and 7 days in Moscow

                        1) You have an awesome sig. Do you dislike molly, or am I the only one?
                        I dislike Molly much more than you do


                        Hop! All of you, be useful.
                        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                        Asher on molly bloom

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                          9 days in St.Petersburg and 7 days in Moscow
                          Well, St. Pete is Russia's San Francisco, except without gay people everywhere.

                          In both cities the downtown is perfectly safe, just don't go explore the St. Pete's precincts. They smell of piss. I'd advise against going into residential districts in either city.

                          The small park in front of the Bolshoi Theater is where the gays usually hangout. For more details, ask Asher, he seems to know a lot about Russian gays.

                          Don't buy any food from street vendors. Don't buy any shawarma . Kroshka-Kartoshka is fine, though.

                          Do you need a list of interesting places to visit?
                          Graffiti in a public toilet
                          Do not require skill or wit
                          Among the **** we all are poets
                          Among the poets we are ****.

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                          • #14
                            Dude, don't give advice, take the guy out! Where's your hospitality?
                            Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                            Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                            Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                            • #15
                              My religion forbids me to knowingly approach gay people. :P
                              Graffiti in a public toilet
                              Do not require skill or wit
                              Among the **** we all are poets
                              Among the poets we are ****.

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