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  • #1

    I am an idiot when drunk

    Every part of my body hurts like hell, I've just in drunken stupidity walked about 7 km with a bag on my back.




    I mean why couldn't I do the same as other drunk people and fall into a ditch somewhere and spend a night in it. Noooo, I had to take a lift so I could share the ride with a hot chick, even though the ride only got me 2/3 of the way home.


    Not only that I had the bad luck of diching a previous arranged transport so I could stay longer. But about 30 min after I did this the fun started to end, and I wasn't about to waste 2 and a half hours at that place so I took said ride, but when I hear where they where going... other factors took precedence.. also since I cancelled the agrangement I had to get a bag I had and my coatt from the car of the guy who I mentioned earler.


    I hurt all over.
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila
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    Yeah, I think you're totally alone on that one.
    Unbelievable!

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    • #3
      Oh to clarify, my cell was dead, calling a cab was not an option..
      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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      • #4
        So you're drunk a lot I take it?
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #5
          had to take a lift so I could share the ride with a hot chick, even though the ride only got me 2/3 of the way home.
          you're filthy desire make you more healthy!!!!
          bleh

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Darius871
            Yeah, I think you're totally alone on that one.
            Yeah I figured so.


            But on the brigth side untill 4 hours ago I had a blast. Also had some fun with the hot car chick and got her digits
            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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            • #7
              Moderation, grasshopper.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Heraclitus


                Yeah I figured so.


                But on the brigth side untill 4 hours ago I had a blast. Also had some fun with the hot car chick and got her digits
                pictures
                bleh

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Theben
                  So you're drunk a lot I take it?
                  Yeah, more or less. I'm trying to get myself to dtring a lot of water to avoid the hangover. I'm much better than I was, a long march kind of clears your head.
                  Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                  The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                  The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Heraclitus
                    Also had some fun with the hot car chick and got her digits





                    You cut her fingers and toes off?
                    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Nugog



                      You cut her fingers and toes off?
                      bleh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nugog







                        You cut her fingers and toes off?
                        Yeah totally, I'm cooking them as we speak.
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Nugog







                          You cut her fingers and toes off?

                          Good gawd! Is there no law there? Are you like a Hannibal Lechter in training?
                          What's that other movie's name? With the nut that "Buffalo Bill", taking the skin for a dress he was making.
                          Red Dragon?
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            This is my single greatest advantage over most other people. While I am an idiot when drunk it doesn't represent any significant change from when I'm sober.
                            Long time member @ Apolyton
                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by CrONoS


                              you're filthy desire make you more healthy!!!!
                              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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