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  • Old game revival: Complete the sentence!

    Well, thanks to LS, I have been browsing the Archives for the last 3 hours or so and I found some funny funny stuff. Posters I forgot about and such. Anyhow, I found this game we did in 2002 and I think its pretty entertaining.

    Here is what we came up with at the time:

    While Spectator ruled Mingapulco, everyone case won't slaughter bananas with Stinky's socks; when Ming attacked Spectator, and Eli sat in Immortal Wombat's Spectator chair. Many cowboys fired Spectator as he and Eli, the great, danced almost naked during
    their trip, with everyone unexpectedly crossposting: destroyed nobody but Mr Hanky the living spectator who killed Immortal wombat, screwed his girlfriend - Zealot, inside. So Spectator was once happy, but firing meant farts aimed directly at himself;
    Spectator didn't mind asking anyone! Although his private associate started looking at this thread as his mom went ape**** even though she/he ate prunes on TP's way. That's Spectator's way. Anyhow, Spcetator nuked Sweden. Which consequently led to Immortal Wombat's crushing all his
    Coke cans with Ming's intriguing Spectator. BANANAS were usualy
    curvy and yummy; and although Raskaldan didn't brush the cow's anus, still, Spectator bought himself a new pair of klompen. Spectator danced eroticly on Juggernaut's grave lap friend. So when ADG explored and stole and airplane during blackwindow's mating season, Wiglaf picked up extra coins that used most energy expense. He blew his pants off with one big fart! BOMB! Unfortunatly, nobody was paying attention so Immortal Wombat cried immensly for Argentina. Then, this one time, at band camp, his pecker was extended for remodling. So Asher started stretching away. Getting Eli's Tiger style was often arousing in sexual prison. An arse that emmited Spectator. Up there was a pilot laughing at Mr. fun who in reality is licking stamps. All of a sudden, an explosion shattered his face and bleeding occured. Then Caligastia exposed his monstrous butt and pickled his shriveled testicles which gave Tiamat an icecream taste. Being John Malcovich disturbed McHammer so he blew up Spectator's face lift. Angry anus intruder named Mr.fun went deeper into chocolat panties moaning, meanwhile his buttocks became really spread. It wasn't Ranskaldan's job searching for buttocks. Juggernaut's cheese melted on Eli's sandwich making everyone really queasy so traditionnaly trolls morphed from trolls to Alexander's horse's Dls intelligent discourse. Discouraged smiley; his nose ran away into communist crap. Then abusive rioting squirrels began getting jiggy with it. Blackwidow24 accepst the icecream that tasted like Kaak's balls. She loved it. Tiamat didn't. Caligastia cracked up at his stupidity. That's why everyone tasted the icecream and licked the icecream that tasted like puke. Hungry rabbits ate Zealot's teenagers, AKA his balls, are hairy but small and acne hidden, like Calagastia's face and blackwidow's arse which Caligastia licks while blackwidow has her head in the clouds. Fortunatly up her arse was Caligastia's face.
    At the bar was an Acidic and blackwidows crotch which smelled splendid compared to sewers of cleanliness. Filled with curiosity and his fist. Now that they had finally gotten past Cali's stench, Kaak appears to be a nice guy. So, Spectator kicked around the idea of a cat while looking at Richrd Simmons who was sitting on ADG. So, Blacwidow24 kicked his arse. Unfortunatly, Zealot wasn't there. So, amused bu the Simpsons, girls are hot and horny but controled. Except when they are at band camp because the flute was greasy which allowed multiple posters to acheive victory by waxing something hairy.
    Anyways Caligastia simutaniously jumped on his dildo and said:" YEEHAA!", but then he missed his appointment with the vet.His cat hissed at Blackwidow's legs because they are so hairy, but not hairy enough. And because the kitty loved his mom and liked it Cali style he yelled at Spectator. So, Spectator's mom pimp slapped Caligastia.
    Instructions:
    ALL YOU DO IS POST ONE WORD and I will compile.

    The goal of finish the sentence is to see what crazy story we can come up with. One word per post, unless your creating a period (or any other sentence ending mark). Meaning, that when you end a sentence, you must begin another. So that means that on sentence ending posts, you get to post two words.
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    So, the story starts here:
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    Once
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  • #2
    Ming
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      banned
      "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
      "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
      "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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      • #4
        Asher
        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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        • #5
          with
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #6
            extreme
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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            • #7
              Prejudice
              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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              • #8
                so
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #9
                  that
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                  • #10
                    made
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #11
                      quite
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #12
                        less
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #13
                          sense
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            to
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #15
                              Mr.T
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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