Texas Invaded by... Ants?

[Wezil]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I might start a herd. Anyone want to hire on for an anteater drive?

If you are going into the anteater business you have to get the terminology right.

What do you call a group of anteaters?
In: Anteaters


a clan or a family but anteaters are rarely seen in groups.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_you_call_a_group_of_anteaters

[SlowwHand]

What are you saying? Do we pronounce it differently here. You say anteater, I say anteater.

As far as rarely seen in groups, no one said it would be an easy drive. Hell, if they were all just going to mosey along following me, why would I need to hire trail drivers?

Herd? Is that it? Fine, we'll be herding a family of anteaters.

Familying a family? Uuuuuhhhh, no, Sorry. Bzzzzzz,

[Lancer]

If they could figure out where they come from they could find out what eats em.

[ZEE]

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[Theben]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Fire ants, now these illegal aliens. Great.

Too bad you guys didn't get that wall built faster.

[SlowwHand]

Mini napalm them.

[Lancer]

Texas needs some of Serbs mobile artillery.

[Theben]

Screw that. 5 counties? Time for the emergency evac and nuke the site from orbit.

[Lancer]

It's the only way to be sure.

[SlowwHand]

Fire ants didn't just stop here. Soon, these will be headed your way. Since they're erratic, they''ll spin off all over the place.

[Wezil]

They won't come here. They are -5 in cold weather.

[Lancer]

Oh no! Oh NOOOOO!

Everything is NOT big in Texas anymore.

[Theben]

There's still a ****load of 'em.

[Theben]

Strange. I thought fer sure I'd be censored.

[Lancer]

****load.


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