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    Last edited by ZEE; April 22, 2011, 04:54.
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  • #2
    These sound really cool.

    JM
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    • #3
      hopefully global cooling will arrive in time to wipe these things out well before they spread out further.

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      • #4
        It's kinda like "Them," only backwards. Itty bitty ants unstead of giant grasshoppers.

        The Hollywood movie could have a cool Indiana-Jones moment when the ants swarm someone, whose face then dissolves into a bloody pulp before our horrified eyes.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Whoha
          hopefully global cooling will arrive in time to wipe these things out well before they spread out further.
          They probably are more resistant to global warming than we are. And we are pretty resistant.

          JM
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          • #6
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            • #7
              That's gotta be a Roger Corman movie!

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              • #8
                If you're invested in Boeing and then are able to get Boeing a big contract, I'd say that's unethical. If you're invested in Dell, and secure a big government order from Dell, that's unethical.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jon Miller


                  They probably are more resistant to global warming than we are. And we are pretty resistant.

                  JM
                  hence cooling.

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                  • #10
                    This calls for escalation. Import anteaters.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kent Brockman
                      "Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
                      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                      • #12
                        Cool thread.

                        "Crazy ants"


                        Originally posted by Elok
                        This calls for escalation. Import anteaters.
                        Excellent start.

                        If every Texan owned an anteater this problem could be solved in no time.

                        This guy looks like a lot of fun.
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                        • #13
                          Fire ants, now these illegal aliens. Great.
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                          • #14
                            You need a guard anteater Sloww.
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                            • #15
                              I might start a herd. Anyone want to hire on for an anteater drive?
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                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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