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[Asher]

Originally posted by Serb



You are lucky, since you did fight against Russia yet, so please take a bit of advice and try to learn on others mistekes, instead of your own. So, please, remember one simple thing that Bismark said in 19th century regarding Russia:

"NEVER FIGHT RUSSIA!!!"

Bismarck was a European -- the only people who have less competence than Russians. WHICH ARE ASIAN.

Face fast facts my fat frolicking friend, Russia is a third-world country with an incompetent dictator, massive stashes of gay porn, and a booming market for journalist assassinations.

Canada is the superior country in every conceivable way, and our military is far more competent than yours by virtue of our military not having gay sex all the time (except for the Navy).

[Serb]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Happy Birthday!

Thanks buddy!

Did you hear it? We won the UEFA Cup again!!! That was a present for my birthday!



ZENIT - CHEMPION!!!


O-le-O-le-O-le-Ole - ROSSIYA - VPERED!!!


p.s. I am so happy!

[VetLegion]

Sounds like you're having a great time

Congrats on the win! It's no small feat for any team.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Asher


Bismarck was a European -- the only people who have less competence than Russians. WHICH ARE ASIAN.

Face fast facts my fat frolicking friend, Russia is a third-world country with an incompetent dictator, massive stashes of gay porn, and a booming market for journalist assassinations.

Canada is the superior country in every conceivable way, and our military is far more competent than yours by virtue of our military not having gay sex all the time (except for the Navy).

Oh, please, Asher, just FOF. Your trolls are so PATHETIC. You can't ruin my birthday mood with trolls like that.
We just won a UEFA Cup, and you... you won nothing today and will win nothing at the current IIHF World Cup.

We we will bury you (if you'll make to the finals, of course), because you guys (the guys like you Asher) talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Your only contribution to the human civilization is hockey (which is ), but you are so bad in it that we beat you at every Olympic (well... 9 out of 10 to be precise).

So, please, shut-up, you sucker.

And have a nice day! It's my birthday after all.

[Serb]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Sounds like you're having a great time

Congrats on the win! It's no small feat for any team.

I am absolutely happy, bud!

Have you seen the game?

[Harovan]

Zenit Leningrad

Oh, those were the days back around 1980.

S dnem rozhdenia, drug!

[Serb]

Spasibo, drug!:beer:


p.s. Sorry about this 4:0 Bavarian disaster. I really feel pitty for Khan. He is a legendary goalie, one of my favorites. And you have nearly a half your national team in Bavaria, so, sure I knew we will win, but didn't expect a 4:0 win. In any case that was a great season for Zenit and well-deserved, nice finish! They were good, really good. They deserved it and they are the champions!

[Elok]

Okay, Asher, why all the denigrating refs to gay porn? I'd think you were mixing up your Wiglaf and Asher logins, except you're referring to Canada, so...

Ah well. I'm guessing Bismarck said not to fight Russia for the reasons that should have kept Hitler and Napoleon from invading: the country is uninhabitable for anyone but Russians, who are used to overcoming the wretched climate by having more babies than the winter can kill. For soldiers used to living in a viable landscape it's a deathtrap. Only Russians are crazy enough to want Russia. Until you discovered your oil reserves. Now I admit that we in the civilized world wouldn't mind owning Russia. But we still wouldn't want to live there.

[Serb]

And you will never get it, no matter how much you wish.

'cause we will bury any invader in its own sh!t.

Have a nice day.

p.s. Bismark was a really great diplomat, wise politician, and a true leader. It took him only a few years as Prussian ambassador in Russia to understand it more than most of the past and future westerners.

More gems from him (I go from my rough memory):

- "Russia is never as strong as it looks, but it's never as weak either"

- "Never invade Ruissia: every your smart move, will be beaten by their absolutely unexpected stupid retaliation"

And summary:

"DON'T FIGHT WITH RUSSIA!!!"

[Serb]

Originally posted by Elok
Okay, Asher, why all the denigrating refs to gay porn?

He is a gay. And his posts here makes me think that it's normal for a Canadian to be a gay. At least he is the greatest Canadian "flag waver" here. That makes me think that the greatest Canadian patriots are gay. And it's very sad, to be honest. Canada is a fine country. I have nothing against it. And I do respect Canadian hockey. But if guys like Asher attacks my country - I retaliate in the same manner.

[Dinner]

"pwning all others since 1945"

How'd that war in Afghanistan go? What about that first Chechen war?

[Asher]

Originally posted by Elok
Okay, Asher, why all the denigrating refs to gay porn? I'd think you were mixing up your Wiglaf and Asher logins, except you're referring to Canada, so...

It is an academically established fact that the majority of the world's gay porn comes from Russia -- mostly from Russian soldiers who don't get paid enough to protect their country (and also because they don't care about their country).

Serb refuses to admit this, even though I have sent him volumes of gay porn as proof.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Oerdin
"pwning all others since 1945"

How'd that war in Afghanistan go?

Certainly better then your war there. We secured 95% of the territory insead of hidding fat arses in green zone in the middle of Kabul. That allowed us to build infrastructure there and completely exterminate drug manufacturing. We stayed for 10 years in Afghanistan, lost 14 576 KIA and quit only when our own country was about to collapse (but even then left a friendly goverment you had owerthrown by creating the Taliban. Great move the pet attacked its own master later. You brought 911 on yourselves by creating the Taliban, you supplied it and lead it to power in Afghanistan. Wise politic, no sh!t. Now you stuck there and can't beat it despite it is a THOUSAND times weaker than the Majahedes we fought, because they have no super-power behind then who supplies, trains and finance them. You a trully a great warriors and smart diplomats and politicians!!!)

What about that first Chechen war?

Certainly better (even combined with our casualities in Afghanistan) then your war in Vietnam where you lost 60 000 KIA. And no doubt better then your current war in Iraq.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Serb
We just won a UEFA Cup, and you... you won nothing today and will win nothing at the current IIHF World Cup.

WTF is the UEFA cup? United Emirates of **** All?

The IIHF World Cup was created as "Canada Cup" for a reason. Russia stole hockey from Canada and they still can't get it right -- even though Russian players have the best motivation in the world -- if you're good enough, you can move away from Russia.

We we will bury you (if you'll make to the finals, of course), because you guys (the guys like you Asher) talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Your only contribution to the human civilization is hockey (which is ), but you are so bad in it that we beat you at every Olympic (well... 9 out of 10 to be precise).

"Russia" has NEVER won a gold medal in hockey.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Asher
Serb refuses to admit this, even though I have sent him volumes of gay porn as proof.

You even have no clue where to send such kind of sh!t. You don't have my email, you gay porno spammer (and lier).