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Suppose there was an extremely costly and rare cheese only available in very small quantitites for sale in your country. This cheese is known to heal the sick, help mend bones and has saved the lives of a lucky and small number of people, known as 'cheesites.' One day the maker of this cheese is killed for the last remaining supply after the miraculous cow that made it falls dead. Soon all the cheese has been consumed and the secret of the cheese is gone.
However, the cheesites soon find that they excrete a miraculous substance, known as miracle faeces which, when consumed directly after exiting the anus, cures the consumer of all the diseases and ailments that the cheese once did. Now cheesites may be hunted for their excrement. My question to you is--what is the price of consuming a miraculous cheese?
(a) Eternal Vigilance?
(b) Having a tube stuck to your pooper all day as IV tubes inject your unconscious person with food?
(c) None. The gain is all yours!
(d) ...Other?
(e) The terrible guilt that weighs on your mind after you find out that demand for banana-like substances has dropped in preference due to an over-supply and extensive demand for miracle-faeces.
However, the cheesites soon find that they excrete a miraculous substance, known as miracle faeces which, when consumed directly after exiting the anus, cures the consumer of all the diseases and ailments that the cheese once did. Now cheesites may be hunted for their excrement. My question to you is--what is the price of consuming a miraculous cheese?
(a) Eternal Vigilance?
(b) Having a tube stuck to your pooper all day as IV tubes inject your unconscious person with food?
(c) None. The gain is all yours!
(d) ...Other?
(e) The terrible guilt that weighs on your mind after you find out that demand for banana-like substances has dropped in preference due to an over-supply and extensive demand for miracle-faeces.
ACK!
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