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    3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

    Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

    Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

    According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

    Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed

  • #2
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      The estate should sue Denis Leary for giving the kids this idea in the first place (or perhaps Bill Hicks if it's one of the bits Leary stole).
      Unbelievable!

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      • #4
        Start at 0:38

        Unbelievable!

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        • #5
          I give them for creativity
          "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
          "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Traianvs
            I give them for creativity
            My point is it isn't creative. Plagiarism
            Unbelievable!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Traianvs
              I give them for creativity
              Nah, give them points for initiative. They could have bought a human skull from any number of places, but instead they displayed that Texas pioneer spirit and got one through their own hard work.
              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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              • #8
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                Last edited by ZEE; January 6, 2011, 09:44.
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #9
                  Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "pot head."

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                  • #10
                    apparently the skull was of an 11yr old boy who died in 1921.
                    Last edited by asleepathewheel; May 9, 2008, 17:56.

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                    • #11
                      Wezil stole my post...
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #12
                        I'm sorry.

                        Would you like the space in post #2?

                        I can always DanS it.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Nah, I'll just think of something else witty to say.
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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