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The Dairy Queen's crashed in there. The feed store's next to go.Originally posted by Lord Avalon
There's a big sinkhole in Texas, so big you can't believe
A tractor fell right in there, causing everyone to grieve
I'll pack up all the family, and flee to Mexico.
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It's the sweetest little sinkhole that Texas ever knew
It swallowed up the pet store, and still is isn't through
You may talk about subsidence, and sing of oil so free
But the Great Daisetta Sinkhole is the only one for me.
When the oil was flowing, with all it's bubbling might
It flowed along the pipelines, so quiet and out of sight
But now the land is sinking, it swallowed up a cow
It's growing ever bigger, WTF do we do now?Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
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Added a couple lines. OK, it may lack the drama of buildings falling in, but that didn't actually happen, right?Originally posted by Lord Avalon
[Sung to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas]
There's a big sinkhole in Texas, so big you can't believe
A tractor fell right in there, causing everyone to grieve
The oil equipment fell in too, it like to broke my heart
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