Tales from dumbest America.

[Spec]

Well, at least its not Texas. They would have burned him on a stake.

Spec.

[Q Classic]

The parents who complained should have their kids removed from their "parenting".

The kids themselves should be processed and turned into foodstuffs for poor, third-world areas like downtown Detroit.

[chequita guevara]

You don't understand, Spec. Outside South Florida, Orlando, and the immediate Tampa area, Florida is Texas. Same accent, same style of barbeque, same views on the world, same weather, etc.

[Dinner]

That scares me. I mean Texas is already big enough without it colonizing other states.

[SlowwHand]

WHY is Texas brought in? Judas Priest! It's not like some smartypants isn't bringing up things several times a week; but now, even though it's Florida, we get sucked into it.

Leave Texas out of it, please.

[Kontiki]

It's hard when your state is the measuring stick against which all other concentrations of idiocy are measured.

[Zkribbler]

It could be worse. He could be living in Canada.

[Kontiki]

We would have already institutionalized him if he were.

[SlowwHand]

You'd have less beds available at your local hospital when I got through with you Canuks.

[Nostromo]

I don't know if I should or if I should be

[Dinner]

Be careful. He's from Texas so he probably has a gun rack in his truck.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Be careful. He's from Texas so he definitely has a gun rack in his truck.

Fixed.

[Lonestar]

This Link has a somewhat different story.

LAND 'O LAKES, Fla. -- A substitute teacher in Pasco County has lost his job after being accused of wizardry.

Teacher Jim Piculas does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears.

Piculas recently did the 30-second trick in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes.

Piculas said he then got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he'd been accused of wizardry.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.

Piculas said he did not know f any other accusations that would have led to the action.

The teacher said he is concerned that the incident may prevent him from getting future jobs.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

And Tampa Bay story

LAND O' LAKES - The telephone call that spelled the end of Jim Piculas' career as a substitute teacher in Pasco County came on a January day about a week after he performed the disappearing-toothpick trick for a group of rapt middle school students.

Pat Sinclair, who oversees substitute teachers in the Pasco County School District, was on the phone. She told Piculas there had been a complaint about his performance at Rushe Middle School in Land O' Lakes.

He asked what she meant.

"She said, 'You've been accused of wizardry,'

" Piculas said.

He said the statement seemed bizarre to him, like something out of Harry Potter.

Piculas said he replied, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

He said he also told Sinclair, "It's not black magic. It's a toothpick."

The school district puts a somewhat different spin on the disappearing-toothpick incident.

Assistant Superintendent Renalia DuBose said the word "wizardry" never came up on the school district's end.

"That was his rendition of what happened," she said.

DuBose also said "there was a lot more involved" than a simple magic-trick demonstration.

She said the principal interviewed students after the regular teacher complained about Piculas' performance in the classroom. The principal then requested that Piculas not return to the school and said he "absolutely should not be subbing," DuBose said.

"The toothpick demonstration was minor compared to the other problems," she said.

In a letter the district sent to Piculas, performing a magic trick at Rushe Middle is just one of the reasons the district gives for dumping him from the substitute-teacher list. The others are that Piculas did not follow the lesson plans, he allowed students on computers even though another teacher said not to and he told the fifth-period student peer that she was in charge.

Piculas said those other reasons are just window dressing. He said he finished the lesson plan, another teacher knew the students were on the computers and he never put the student peer in charge.

Piculas said he thinks his troubles all come down to the disappearing-toothpick trick and a student who may have interpreted the trick as wizardry.

The trick requires a toothpick and transparent tape. A sleight-of-hand maneuver causes the toothpick to disappear then reappear. At least, so it seems. In reality, the toothpick hides behind the performer's thumb, held in place by the tape.

"The whole thing lasted 45 seconds," Piculas said.

He said the students liked the trick. He showed them how to do it so they could perform it at home.

One student in the Rushe Middle class apparently took the trick the wrong way, Piculas said. He said he was told the student became so traumatized that the student's father complained.

Sinclair wrote Piculas a letter, dated Jan. 28, to say the district would "no longer be using your services." The letter mentioned magic tricks at the end of the list of other classroom offenses he is accused of committing.

The word "wizardry" does not appear in the letter.

"I think she was trying to downplay it because it sounded so goofy," Piculas said.

Piculas had worked as a substitute teacher for eight or nine months, spending time at 15 schools. He said he also was working toward teacher certification with the dream of being hired full time.

That appears unlikely now. Piculas said he applied for a job as a GED instructor but wasn't allowed to interview.

"My whole career is in limbo," he said.

So, he was a useless sub that got fired for being a useless sub. But don't let that stop the peanut gallery from not bothering to research and go "lol Florida is like Texas cause Texas expells warlocks."

After all, that's easier.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Kontiki
It's hard when your state is the measuring stick against which all other concentrations of idiocy are measured.

This is Texas, not Kansas. It seems some FL school admins are trying to take away Kansas' coveted title.

[Dinner]

It sounds an awful lot like the school board in Florida has figured out their going to be sued and made into a laughing stock so now their trying to come up with excuses. I mean he finished the lesson plan so there shouldn't be a problem... Other then some nut parent thought the guy was doing occult witchcraft.