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Who hasn't tried to rape a penguin?
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They must not have heard of the human species.But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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There was also that bird-who-had-sex-with-something-dead incident. Who knows, perhaps it's a virus let loose in the animal kingdom.Comment
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I thought this was about the other SealAttached FilesCurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Comment
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You need to ask Oerdin about that.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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You had it as your avatar. The bird.Comment
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I thought that Seals ate Penguins?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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I guess this seal wasn't into oral.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
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What kind of people would stand around watching seal on penguin sex for 45 minutes!?!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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For SCIENCE!"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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The kind of people that don't mind sloppy seconds?Originally posted by chegitz guevara
What kind of people would stand around watching seal on penguin sex for 45 minutes!?!
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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